Anthony

@MeganNadler Good thing you can’t overdose on being useless, you’d be in big trouble

@WrestlenTwan no i’ve heard you can on toothpaste, but that doesn’t seem like a problem for you...

Can you overdose on deodorant?

@dashsten Like the tweet asshole

@WrestlenTwan I’ll do it for half

How much $ would you have to slip the school nurse to euthanize you? Asking for a friend

@b_golds96 @dashsten IMO the captain crunch ones are easier

Finishing a maze on the back of a box of Cheerios in 10 seconds was just the ego booster I needed to get me through the week

Fuck your likes, retweet my shit or die

@WrestlenTwan actually, is was a large leak in the evaporative system. go back to reddit where u belong

@dashsten Bet

@WrestlenTwan Pics or didn’t happen

yo anyone else notice this product placement in You season 2???

Yo my amazon addiction is in full swing

Hemaglobin is the duct tape of blood

@b_golds96 I’d rather die.

Fuck I’m out of toothpaste again

@b_golds96 Like the tweet scum bag

Running a mile daily every day this month. I started at 10m 54s. By day six I'm down to 9m 21s. At the rate of improvement I should own the world record before the month is over. The math is undeniable.

@peachyliana @kbnoswag I don’t care.

@kbnoswag @WrestlenTwan i’m in a bad mood rn

My girlfriend was in a horrid mood because someone stole her brand new $2,799 MacBook Pro so I bought her chick-fil-a waffle fries with the money I made from pawning it and let her touch my dick/balls & now she’s good as new. That’s all it takes fellas

@babyastrallad Absolutely toxic

Toxic

i’m 20 years old and just bought this brand new 8 bedroom house. what have you done?