McCoseph J'mormick

My brother is a mad man and is going to run a ridiculous amount of miles in 2023. A donation would be great but just a share and Retweet of the original tweet would be absolutely welcomed too. Please donate here: justgiving.com/fundraising/t-…

@LFCLaurie He gets massively disrespected by those whose thoughts are mostly used only for social media.

Michael Owen probably has the funniest career ever. Played for five different clubs across almost 20 years and all those fanbases either hate him or couldn’t care less about him. It’s quite the achievement.

Saw Nick Cave in Paris recently at the Accor Arena and I was really struck by that song Joy where he sings “We’ve all had too much sorrow, now it the time for joy.” I was thinking to myself, yeah that’s about right.

@merseyrail Is this something that is decided each morning?

@WriteJoeWrite If you send me a message tomorrow morning I will be able to let you know, thanks ^David

@merseyrail Hi! Is there any way to know which of the morning trains, before 8am, on the Southport to Liverpool Central are 8 cars? They’re extremely busy and I’d rather leave earlier / later to make it more tolerable?

Liam Gallagher best come out next #BeterbievBivol #RiyadhSeasonCard

Cole Palmer scoring 4 in one half is decent but I went the library once with my Dad so he could read the old write ups form his Sunday League days, and there was one where he came on at half time hungover and scored four and set two up. Bet Cole Palmer wasn’t hungover.

He loved us.

That’s me done on twitter for a while. Can’t be here when pricks like this use it. No-one will care but the anger I feel reading shit like this isn’t healthy and I’d never be able to do anything about it so it’s pointless. Twitter is an absolute cess pool.

Christopher Reeve removes his glasses, straightens his posture, and transforms from Clark Kent to SUPERMAN in front of our eyes.

@CoppellRob Hmm. All very attacking teams that have had the type of players that draw fouls. These are likely the teams with the most fouls overall as well.

@ConnorJennett The only fans account exploiting football twitter is a dredge but “absolute cringe of a slag” is grim. These only fans account are the worst but some of the abuse they get is toxic. Just easier to ignore surely.

@georgiepmx Did you open Twitter just to shit on another girl? All you had to do was just distance yourself from stuff you don't like but you chose this instead. Isn't that a bit weird?

One of the reasons I barely open Twitter anymore. Absolute cringe of a slag

@peterwalker99 All of these reasons are admirable but also sad as necessary, and that’s not the fault of Wetherspoons but the people behind those that are in power. A pub being a social centre for the elderly is such a sad state. I know it’s preferred possibly but still, limited choices must.

Wetherspoons pubs also act as a de facto social centre (with beer) for lots of older people, & a low-cost dining option for many families. The chain has also won lots of awards for how it treats it staff. I’m not saying they’re without fault, but they’re successful for a reason.

A great headphones album:

@Nath_1878 Someone said how we blew our chance because they were missing key players, like the only thing separating us and them is Haaland, De Bruyne and Doku. They live in a dream world where we’re expected to win every game.

So many reactionary nobheads on Twitter. Just lost 1-3 to the best side in the world and all of a sudden Branthwaite is shite, Dyche got it wrong, blah blah blah. Gobshites.

Whether he meant to or not, Ricky Gervais is now a mouthpiece for the anti-trans, anti-immigration, racist gammon c*nt community. He’s gone full meta, those supporting him and advocating how he’s challenging the norm are also the ones who believe what he’s apparently parodying.

@spitbull1963 @lllewis69 @CaraLisette @DrCocklesocks “Sunny” 🤦‍♂️

@WriteJoeWrite @lllewis69 @CaraLisette @DrCocklesocks It's you whose missed the point sunny. youtube.com/shorts/27ACpn7…

Enjoy it when Ricky Gervais trends because it just reinforces my love for the one and only James Acaster who was spot on about him as always.

@DrCocklesocks @lllewis69 @CaraLisette Yeah I’ve just taken it the wrong way and thought I was arguing that he was considered the best. I think I got my tweets mixed up and that’s me, I was wrong there. He is one of the most successful and it would be fruitless to argue otherwise.

@DrCocklesocks @lllewis69 @CaraLisette I’m not offended and never said I was. I’m a fan of so much of his work. My issue is that he isn’t funny with it.

@spitbull1963 @lllewis69 @CaraLisette @DrCocklesocks For three, the entire act and his entire presence is lampooning offence and challenging it by being offensive. It’s literally the point. If you’ve missed that then even his act is lost on you and you’ve missed the point of the whole thing.

@spitbull1963 @lllewis69 @CaraLisette @DrCocklesocks For one, I’m not offended, I just think it’s a tired act two decades old. The lack of comedy is why it’s poor. For two, the argument was that he is the best and I argued my point.