Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody

For anyone not from New Orleans or those who aren't walking distance to parade routes, this is the Mardi Gras you don't see.

Today's #5KaDayinMay stats Avg Pace: 12:29 Weather: Cloudy, breezy Dogs Petted: 1 Streetcars Dodged: 3 Runner Nods: 1 Randomest Tune: "Everything That Glitters (Is Not Gold )" by Dan Seals (A speed work playlist must be made)

Found some baby vincas in a random pot. Let's see how they do in their own space.

@grimcity Thank you so much! 🥰 I've been trying to get a sub spot for years and making the most of it now that it's finally happening!!!

@WrittenNRed Thank you for demystifying that! Big fan of the shoes you've posted for a while... they're amazing. Your skills are no joke! Everything just looks so clean!

Can't go wrong with a throwback logo! #FinsUp

@mnewy100redux 😂

@WrittenNRed Nice work, but I personally think it would look better jets green. No bias clearly

@grimcity Thank you! 🥰 I put my puff paint into smaller, easy-to-squeeze bottles with fine tips. And lots, lots, LOTS of practice!

@WrittenNRed How do you get glitter to be so precise? The linework on the logo and Muses text is melting my brain.

@Dan_5DotOh My pace is abysmal right now. I'm not training for anything other than getting out of the house. My main KPIs are dogs petted and kids high fived.

@WrittenNRed I should start keeping track of your daily stats and start handicapping your next performance like I do with horses.

Today's #5KaDayinMay stats Avg Pace: 13:30 Weather: Moist Dogs Petted: 2 Streetcars Dodged: 2 Runner Nods: 3 Kids High-Fived: 1 Randomest Tune: "Electric Blue" by Icehouse

He's growing up!

@Dan_5DotOh The pic didn't do the color justice. It's way more teal.

@WrittenNRed Wrong Jaguars. That's Southern Jags.

Working on some basic color blocked shoes just picking colors that match as I go. Hubs saw this one and asked "Why'd you make a Jacksonville Jaguars shoe?" 😐

Today's #5KaDayinMay stats Avg Pace: 13:25 Weather: Perfect. Sunny, breezy, low humidity Dogs Petted: 0 Streetcars Dodged: 3 Runner Nods: 1 Randomest Tune: "Forever In Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond

Today's #5KaDayinMay stats Avg Pace: 13:16 Weather: Pleasant. For May. Dogs Petted: 1 Streetcars Dodged: 5 Runner Nods: 5 Tourists Helped: 2 Randomest Tune: "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora

Thinking today's #5KaDayinMay might be on my bicycle.

@Dan_5DotOh It's mud. But it doesn't look like mud. Just dark dirt. And it's not mud you sink into but mud that sends you sliding. It's like the black ice of mud.

@WrittenNRed A footprint?

#IYKYK 🏃🏼‍♀️

@Dan_5DotOh Things that will hurt you when running the streetcar line.

@WrittenNRed Chad leftovers?

@NCC_1755 Every time it rains, ground beads are unearthed. Waiting to roll an ankle.

@WrittenNRed Still? Crazy!

My hardy hibiscus is happy this morning. 🌺

Today's #5KaDayinMay stats Avg Pace: 13:02 Weather: Summer oven preheating Dogs Petted: 1 Streetcars Dodged: 3 Runner Nods: 2 Randomest Tune: "Then He Kissed Me" by The Crystals