So I Wrote A Book

Palahniuk meets Magary Floating through life on charm and margaritas is no longer possible for Wallach when he learns the location for reality (all of them) is buried within his subconscious and an ancient nemesis will stop at nothing to get it from him. #P2Ppit #Q #A #F

@ven_fren Thanks! I really appreciate the ❤️

@WroteSo I love this!

The Rich Internal Life of Inanimate Objects Charlie gets life lessons from his medical bracelet and dating advice from a bitchy pen that actually help him win the girl, earn the promotion and solve his own cold case (while preventing both of their murders). #QuestPit #Q #A #RF

The Rich Internal Life of Inanimate Objects Charlie Dickensheets can talk to things. Lots of things These things know stuff. Lots of stuff. About love. About journalism. About the man who tried to kill him and his office crush once and will do so again. #QuestPit #Q #A #RF

The Rich Internal Life of Inanimate Objects Tom Robbins pens Beauty and the Beast A bracelet, a pen and a sooped up Caddy, make Charlie's life easier talking him through his fluff pieces, wooing his work crush and finding the person trying to kill them both. #questpit #Q #A #RF

@betancourtlit Oh thank the Lord of Clean Sheets. You’re awake! BeepBeepBeeeep, alert the authorities!

Writers, drop the first sentence of your manuscript below. If it hooks me, I might ask to read more. Want feedback? I’ll leave a quick note on how to sharpen it. Prefer me to read it only? Just say “no notes” and I’ll only leave my reaction. #amwriting #amquerying #literaryagent

@BrotonL12233 LOVE the Knight Industries Two Thousand gif!

I'm not ready for another pitching event 😟but I'm still here to support! Anyone want a #questpit boost? Drop a comment #writingcommunity

@LillyLuWrites ❤️🐐 The Rich Internal Life of Inanimate Objects

#questpit folks, if you’re a marginalized querying author, i am doing 2 query letter critique giveaways! (the most recent winner just signed with an amazing agent 🥹) drop an emoji repping your work here by 9pm PT & i will dm the 2 winners 💗 good luck today!

The Rich Internal Life of Inanimate Objects Beauty and the Beast x Skinny Legs and All Post-coma, Charlie makes new friends. A medical bracelet, a pen, a cell phone. And they know a lot about love, getting a better job and preventing his murder. Both of them. #questpit #Q #A #RF

@camiscribbles would totes read

UMBRELLA ACADEMY x SIX OF CROWS NA fantasy three cursed, monster-hunting siblings must band together to stop their long-dead sibling from returning. amidst sibling fights, five unloveable people risk death to find home in each other, ft. corruption arc galore #questpit

@RowanBrightonB I will say, the help that you offered me—the time, effort and resources—inspired me to keep going. I still can’t thank you enough for that help, but more so your selflessness in doing so. This process can be… grueling but folks like you add just a little bit of sparkle and hope

When I do my free query critiques, the saddest stories I see are folks who queried hundreds of agents with an unusable letter because they were confident in advice they paid for. Work with your community instead and you'll build your skills and get far more honest feedback! 1/2

Question for any querying author: do you add the salutation into the query letter portion on QueryManager?

KILL A DIFFERENT DARLING, DISNEY! YOU BASTARDS!!

@zimranjacob Knowledge is power.

WRITERS OF TWITTER: I have compressed all of the topics I used to teach at UCLA into a PDF. It includes how I got into multiple writers' rooms, how I pitch, and how I got multiple literary reps. If you are interested in this document, please reply here or DM me!

@pensandpoison Wait, there are agents on these things?

@AriaIgniata I hope one of the dragon’s powers is making the perfect Gimlet…

What if I wrote a story about dragon slayers who inherit the powers of each dragon they slay, what then?

If you need a book about a many-armed, foodie demigod making griddle cakes as a pre-savetheworld meal for the worlds’ most dysfunctional and galactically underprepared hero, then boy do I have one for you. #YouDeservepIt #Q #A #F

WDYD when you discover that you can hum anything into, or out of, existence? And you can control all of reality? And your best friends are your snarky inner child and an ancient demigod who’s also a bit of a dick? Well, you wait for your nemesis of course. #YouDeservepIt #Q #A #F

@thelaundrymat You sure you’re not a literary agent…?

Girl came up to me in the coffee shop went "I think youre cute, im leaving but i wanted to give you my number" immediate response was "I’m sorry I’m trying to figure some things out right now. But you are very brave and this should not stop you from doing it again in the future"

@kctorawrites As one of the unhuddled masses, I endorse this message

Would you dare to put made up words in your work? I wanted to write unhuddled as a verb because it really fit, but I keep getting shafted by spellcheck and dictionaries. #WritingCommunity

@RWeberWrites Did you feed the novel after midnight…?