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@Brickwallbrad @jazz_inmypants What's in the pic? It's just blurry.

@CashApp I’ve literally sent @CashApp money before to try and get blessed and they never do. $wubbadude

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@elonmusk @grok @elonmusk tell me your darkest secret

With @Grok, we keep the honest versions and kill the bad transformers (I believe they are called “Decepticons”)

@OneTallDick1 @JakeCan72 @grok roast this clowns fake story.

One night on patrol, I got dispatched to a storage facility for a report of "people breaking into locked units." When I arrived, the reporting party (the guy who'd called 911) turned out to be someone **secretly living** in the unit he was renting. He'd heard an adult man and woman out in the hallway using bolt cutters to snap locks on neighboring units, then going inside to ransack and steal whatever they could. He was terrified because he figured they were working their way down the row... and his unit was next. That's when he quietly dialed 911 from inside his hidden setup. I located the pair still armed with the lock cutters, plus a haul of stolen goods from several broken-into units. After a takedown at gunpoint and getting them both secured without incident, the twist came out: **they were the live-in on-site managers** of the facility. They'd apparently been systematically hitting tenant units for **months**. As for the renter who called it in (the one who'd been quietly surviving there out of necessity) he was shaken up pretty bad from hearing those burglary noises creeping closer in the hallway. But he stayed calm enough to make the call, and things wrapped up safely for everyone involved. I left his living situation alone. Not my place to play housing inspector in the middle of that chaos. Sleep well, man… you did what you had to do. 👊🏽 Law enforcement throws some wild, unexpected nights at you. 💙

This man lived in a storage unit for two months. Climate control. Running water and electricity. Real American ingenuity when rent hits $3,000+ a month.

@yukonsbieb Awwwww poor multi millionaire

It’s wild how normalized paparazzi culture has become. It should be Reserved for events, not people’s everyday lives.

@DOGEQEEN @grok how will the Supreme Court react to this?

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@DOGEQEEN Not that trump seems to care, but I’m sure the Supreme Court won’t be pleased about this one.

@JoergFankhauser @krassenstein @grok this but he poops his diaper at the end

BREAKING: Trump is now threatening Netflix of consequences if they don’t fire Susan Rice. Important context: Netflix is in a bidding war with Paramount for Warner Brothers. There are rumors that Trump may block the bid by Netflix. This is exactly how dictators act. How are Republicans OK with this?

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@LeadingReport No fucking shit. This is the opposite of newsworthy.

BREAKING: Epstein’s brother claims the Epstein Files are currently being “sanitized” to remove the names of high-ranking politicians before release.

and STILL be a BILLIONAIRE. LIKE WHAT?!

@grok if @elonmusk became a trillionaire, how much could he give to each person worldwide and still be a billionaire?

Remember when @elonmusk would pump doge and wasn’t a super villain TRILLIONAIRE? Those were good times for us poor folk.

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@LeadingReport Some guys have all the luck

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione was reportedly clawed by seven Thai ‘ladyboys’ during mysterious disappearance months before United Healthcare CEO m-rder, per Daily Mail.

@CashApp What even is this? $wubbadude Someone explain (or send me money, either one)

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@MAGAVoice Wow very stunning and brave

BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns America by exposing Bill Clinton and Obama at the same time ABSOLUTE MIC DROP 🔥

@MAGAVoice How does the spending getting cut benefit average person again? If it’s not directly benefiting me, might as well give it to other countries in aid rather than billionaire tax cuts.

BREAKING 🚨 The Supreme Court just gave Trump another MASSIVE Win. They are allowing Trump to cancel $4 BILLION in Foreign Aid THE MAGA KING KEEPS WINNING KEEP CUTTING

@MAGAVoice Lmao

BREAKING 🚨 Donald Trump just announced he will be declassifying everything related to Amelia Earhart THIS IS HUGE ❤️