Kenny | Wubbity

This is my exact 4 year anniversary. A short 4 year story 😭 @Airheads

@d3v0420_ @dannysospicy Check free games in HH- you were tagged

@dannysospicy Man I hate tweeting when I first wake up ^ *On*

Is this not just because of demotion protection…? Performative tbh

@Dexerto Those of you looking up among us and cuphead porn need Jesus.

@Angry_Fox111 @marlowxbt You know it’s bad when the OP blocks you for exposing his lie under the tweet 💀

@Wubbity @marlowxbt Also not python

AWS sent me a $47 bill. I haven't used AWS in 8 months. Logged in to shut it down. Found one EC2 instance running. Micro. $0.0058 per hour. Someone spun it up in February using my old credentials I forgot to rotate. I was about to terminate it. Then opened the logs. A bot. Running 24/7 since February. Connected to Binance WebSocket and a prediction platform API. Executing trades every 3 minutes. I followed the wallet address from the config file. 0x732F1. $339,140 profit. 38,945 predictions. Joined February 2026. Bio: there are no socials/websites related to this profile. → Wallet: t.me/PolyGunSniperB… Someone used my forgotten $47/month server to run a bot that made $339K. 38,945 trades. 800 per day. BTC moves on Binance. Platform lags 25 seconds. Bot buys old price. Collects $1. Repeat. The code was 26 lines of Python. Clean. No comments. No readme. Just a WebSocket listener, a price comparison and a buy function with a 15 second sleep timer. $339K profit on a $47 monthly server bill. ROI on the server alone: 721,574%. I checked the SSH login history. One IP address. Vietnam. Logged in once in February. Never again. Set the bot. Left. Someone halfway across the world found my exposed credentials, didn't steal my data, didn't mine anything. Just quietly parked a 26 line script on my cheapest server and let it print. I didn't terminate the instance. Changed the password. Sat there reading the logs for 2 hours. The bot is still running. The wallet is still active. $113K in open positions right now. My $47 AWS bill just became the most profitable invoice I never meant to pay.

LMFAOOOOOOO

@Dexerto This a money problem or an AI problem?

Warner Bros Games Montréal has reportedly laid off an unspecified number of staff

@MonsterGirlLove No way it’s even close to high.. right..??

@Wubbity I do have to honestly wonder what the success rate is for this kind of scam.

A short story.

It’s crazy Texas is set to regulate THC products that have always been felonies to possess (edibles and beverages), but wants to keep THC products that have been misdemeanors to possess (flower) illegal. What are we even doing here?! #txlege

They got the White House of Twitter

@HometownHeroATX @txcannaco Can lawmakers just say they hate Texas? 😔

Texas DSHS has announced their new rules for hemp products, including a ban on THCa flower, increased licensing fees, and more that we’ll cover in detail! These proposed rules would go into effect on March 31st, and we are currently preparing a lawsuit in response. #texas #news

@Dexerto And my dumbass stayed on battle royale 😔

@Wubbity the free V-Bucks?

Fortnite Save The World is going free to play on April 16

Why is discord support ducking me so bad? I’ve had the same ticket opened for 4 MONTHS and have had to reply to myself multiple times to reopen the ticket because it was marked as solved… without a reply… multiple times. Can we go back to those vintage human support services?

r/BirdsArentReal

@Pricerrors I don’t even own a device that can use this dinosaur technology 😔

1 cent earbuds on Amazon Apple might have some competition... pricedoffers.com/ya57w #ad

Godsend

@LoganPaul @LeVeonBell @BreidenFehoko Aren’t you giving them more relevancy by not only tweeting about them but also @ ing them? Didn’t know who that second guy was before you tagged him just now 🤷🏽‍♂️

Welp. The bosses called Turns out I’m too valuable of a WWE Superstar to be fighting bums I want to take this opportunity to congratulate @LeVeonBell and @BreidenFehoko for their 15 minutes of relevancy. Now back to being broke and retired I’m going back to RAW every Monday on Netflix @WWE

Get your mans @elonmusk

@kirawontmiss Overnight Mechanical Engineer here 👋🏽 One less hour what I needed fr

night shift workers seeing the clock go from 1:59 to 3:00