Wukong

@BloodForVlad Okay hold on let me scroll she sends me lots of pics when I'm out adventuring. Not there... That's *without* the bikini.... Aaaaannd there!

@WujuMonkey Even the strong slip up, huh? Also where might one see that bikini picture. Just to test my own strength.

@BloodForVlad Actually I'm *so* strong.

@WujuMonkey Weak.

Been bust with, like, saving the world and crazy adult-rated stuff but I'm back to say I beat the foxes! It's not Fox Friday and it hasn't been! Won't ever be! I'm the best!!

@BloodForVlad Freudian slip I was looking at Foxy in a bikini.

@WujuMonkey Bust, you say.

@VastayanSwine Hey -- it's not! Newsflash! Runeterra to Zhu!

@WujuMonkey Happy Fox Friday, buddy!

@VastayanSwine "Not to me! Easy work! Easy!! Khakakhahaha!!"

@WujuMonkey “Whoa…like, all at once? That’s a lotta foxes ta top.” Munch munch munch.

Been really, like *really*, busy lately but I'm back! To say I won over the foxes! It's not their day today or EVER.

@VastayanSwine "I put 'em *through* the mattress!!"

@WujuMonkey “Ya crushed em’!” Just like how his tusks are crushing those tasty nine-tailed treats(tm).

@VastayanSwine "I smashed 'em!"

@WujuMonkey “Yeah! Ya owned em’ good!” He’s snacking on some KDA Ahri brand snacks in between each cheer.

@ProdiGirlMage More proof when hot girls believe me.

@WujuMonkey Sure buddy. I believe you.

@VastayanSwine That's right! I owned the foxes!

@WujuMonkey Yeah, ya tell em’ brother! Ah’m in yer corner all th’ way!

@VastayanSwine Your Shyvana Saturday idea's good enough to get the ride. Get on.

@WujuMonkey Ah’m comin’ too! Ah’ hear they got lot’f good food out there.

Might get out of Ionia for a bit. Things are kickin' off elsewhere feels like.

@VastayanSwine Okay. What day would that be. Of the week. What day.

@WujuMonkey J4sday?

Thought I'd forget? Bzzt. Still not Fox Friday. Still my win.

@VastayanSwine Sooooooo not a thing.

@WujuMonkey Yeah, didn't ya hear? It's like, Demacian Friday now or somethin'.

Noo~o, I get it. I get the message. Catch ya around~

@ProdiGirlMage Fifty fifty.

@WujuMonkey Me? Threaten a WOMAN?

No More Snowdown...

@ProdiGirlMage Fifty fifty on it being a threat.

@WujuMonkey We worked it out. :)

Okay now you're asking for ii--oooh.