John Grey

Liverpool have now conceded 51 league goals this season - their highest total ever in a 38-game Premier League season.

Twice this week I thought the towel should be thrown in. Last Saturday from Wardley's corner and now tonight by Arne Slot. But thinking about it, I think the towel went in from Slot months ago. Will someone please put him, and us, out of this misery.

This is shocking. Don't porn companies do any kind of vetting?

This is like watching somebody else's paint dry #AVLLIV

What Pam said!

@gregjlewis @jamiesont Chapeau Sir!

@jamiesont That'll turn some heads.

BREAKING: Sky News reporting three of the owls at the Owl Sanctuary have resigned

@Jo_Caulfield Merseybeast - Ian McNabb

New portable speaker arrived this morning. First 3 songs I played: Spellbound - Siouxsie & Banshees Only Dreaming - Small Faces Good Fortune - PJ Harvey It sounds brilliant, very powerful! So… time for a new playlist … suggestions?

@DachshundColin @tedlieu @RapidResponse47 He's pining for Greenland

@tedlieu @RapidResponse47 "He's just blinking"

Dear @RapidResponse47: That is a verrrrrrrrryyyyy long blink.

@MarshallJulius Congratulations! Cream always rises to the very top!

GOOD NEWS, everyone - MAKING MONSTERS has won BOOK OF THE YEAR at The Rondo Hatton Classic Horror Awards! THANKS SO MUCH to everyone who voted for us. Howard and I are thrilled to be two-time award-winning authors. 🗿🗿 makingmonsters.org/makingmonsters…

Trying to decide who to vote for today is like trying to decide which toilet to use at Glastonbury.

@1CarolineBerry We've got a wildlife pond at the very bottom of our garden. In the spring the larvae are prevalent. They are brutal feeders. But in the summer months we are rewarded time and again with their incredible adult beauty. Stunning creatures.

06.06.26 Found this beautiful, female Black-tailed Skimmer dragonfly in a hospital today. It was missing a leg so was in the right place…I opened a door and tried to place it on a stick when it flew away. I’m so glad. Look at how beautiful its wings are ❤️

@Beathhigh How did it make you feel Ian? Was there a connect?

Took a trip to my old hunting ground in Bowhill. White door straight ahead is the house I lived in till I was eighteen…

@Robertjl @stonegasman @ihateclaims Yes I do!

@ihateclaims @stonegasman Do you have the goofy graphic novel adaptation that Spielberg hated?

@stonegasman #MayRankingChallenge2026 A broad farce that still works.  Funny as hell. And Toshiro Mifune!!!!!! And it made money so it wasn’t a flop. The extended cut is the version to watch. needs some reappraisal - besides me

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 Money.

"If I was a young player, why would I sign for Chelsea?" Jamie Carragher discusses Chelsea's transfer strategy 🔵

@MickFerry @dannymccomedy But, on these two points he would have been right.

@dannymccomedy It’s like he’s so desperate to prove he isn’t biased that he wanted Sesko’s goal to be ruled out and Bruno to sent off. I’m tired of it.

Neville is the worst. What’s gone on. It’s so mad

@NotThatHughes @mattforde No team deserves that.

Classy touch really, because he could've just gone in there and made it all about him.

@kevchem1 27 mins in and it's now all about damage limitation, a subject we've failed to grapple all season. Pedestrian, aimless football without form or any semblance of a game plan. I fear a record score here.

@Wundek It's easy John and these dickheads can't see it. Look at it now, Utd, playing deep just waiting. The no 2 is away on the right hand side every time they break. If we had Rio on giving them something to think about then it may stop that, but no it's rinse repeat like you said.

Score first, then sit back and wait for us to simply give the ball away. Easy

All aboard The MachFest! The best comedy festival in the world. Obligatory departure lounge pint photo at The White Lion. Tonight we see @rosentweets, Mike Wozniak and @TheNewsAtGlenn Machynlleth Comedy Festival

@NickdeSemlyen If there's beaver, count me in!

Beavering away on Book 3 and very excited about it. More details soon…