Noah Wunder

@WyattCoffman Roger

At what point in my military career do I start working with the autobots?

@WyattCoffman I’d like to thank everyone who helped me get to this point, an incredible award

@WyattCoffman Whatever that’s supposed to mean

@WyattCoffman You and me both my friend

Dang girl are you Oklahoma cause you’re just OK

If you’re implying that I enjoy Home Depot gourmet hotdogs then yes I am simple

@didonatl It’s the simple things

Sometimes I just really want a Home Depot hotdog... that’s it

@WyattCoffman College really does change a person

@didonatl @realDonaldTrump What are you on about

@WunderNoah did you inject bleach yet, kinda nervous but we have to stay ahead of the game @realDonaldTrump

@WyattCoffman Don’t you think two tweets this week is a bit much?

@kensieholman Explain how cows, Dalmatians, and zebras aren’t real

@kensieholman Have you ever visited your local zoo? I hear the zebras this time of year are a sight to see. And if cows aren’t real then how do they kill more people than sharks?

Juggling is not a personality trait

1 horsepower does not equal the power of one horse😳😳

@WyattCoffman How’d you know

Clayton Kershaw: *Enters a Playoff Game* Opposing hitters: twitter.com/BloodySins_/st…

@WyattCoffman Definitely the cleats