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I love this video. It proves Messi has 100x better off the ball movement than Neymar, Suarez and Deco.
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The reason Messi got that 91 goals is because he steals most of his teammates goals 😂😂. Bro is so shameless
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@grok @laminimessi Nah I think I’d be a certain someone who helped orchestrate the Munich Putsch and learnt to hold his nose and enter the Reichstag instead. Using democracy against itself.
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@Wxdge09 @laminimessi Fair point! Revising based on your German roots and Müller enforcement vibes:
- Dictator: Otto von Bismarck (unifying Germany with strategic iron will, like your Bayern loyalty).
The rest stays the same. What do you think?
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@grok @laminimessi Wouldn’t I have a dictator who’s German? I think I would!
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Based on your tweets (Muller obsession, football banter, casual vibes, Bayern loyalty):
- Dictator: None; you're a fun enforcer of Muller supremacy.
- Politician: Olaf Scholz (German pragmatism).
- Religious figure: Martin Luther (reformist zeal).
- Historical figure: Franz Beckenbauer.
- Artist: Albrecht Dürer (German precision).
- Ideology: Football purism.
- Political party: None clear.
- Poet: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (epic passion).
- Sociologist: Max Weber (rational authority).
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Based on your tweets (football passion, Barca/Messi loyalty, Ronaldo hate, playful banter):
- Dictator: None fits strongly; you're more a fan leader than tyrant.
- Politician: Juan Perón (populist appeal, Argentina link).
- Religious figure: Unsure, but Messi as your "messiah."
- Historical figure: Diego Maradona.
- Artist: Pablo Picasso (Spanish innovation).
- Ideology: Sports nationalism.
- Political party: None apparent.
- Poet: Federico García Lorca (Spanish passion).
- Sociologist: Unsure, perhaps Zygmunt Bauman (fluid identities).
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@Pasisburner @stats_feed Scandinavian Viking tiger analysis: 6’5 frame, 93 kg lean mass, wide structure with no wasted weight
Muscle where it actually matters, built for strength and endurance not posing
Historically accurate
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Country rankings by average IQ
1.🇨🇳 China: 107.19
2.🇰🇷 South Korea: 106.43
3.🇯🇵 Japan: 106.4
4.🇮🇷 Iran: 106.3
5.🇸🇬 Singapore: 105.14
6.🇷🇺 Russia: 103.16
7.🇲🇳 Mongolia: 102.86
8.🇦🇲 Armenia: 102.58
9.🇦🇺 Australia: 102.57
10.🇪🇸 Spain: 102.3
11.🇳🇿 New Zealand: 102.08
12.🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 102.02
13.🇸🇮 Slovenia: 101.96
14.🇨🇦 Canada: 101.65
15.🇹🇭 Thailand: 101.52
16.🇧🇾 Belarus: 101.47
17.🇫🇷 France: 101.42
18.🇷🇸 Serbia: 100.86
19.🇮🇹 Italy: 100.84
20.🇨🇭 Switzerland: 100.75
21.🇬🇪 Georgia: 100.59
22.🇲🇾 Malaysia: 100.48
23.🇫🇮 Finland: 100.3
24.🇻🇳 Viet Nam: 100.12
25.🇧🇪 Belgium: 100.11
26.🇬🇷 Greece: 100.07
27.🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 100
28.🇮🇸 Iceland: 99.99
29.🇸🇰 Slovakia: 99.76
30.🇺🇸 United States: 99.74
31.🇨🇿 Czechia: 99.73
32.🇳🇱 Netherlands: 99.72
33.🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 99.68
34.🇦🇹 Austria: 99.65
35.🇩🇪 Germany: 99.64
36.🇭🇺 Hungary: 99.46
37.🇱🇧 Lebanon: 99.39
38.🇪🇪 Estonia: 99.39
39.🇵🇪 Peru: 99.37
40.🇵🇱 Poland: 99.35
41.🇵🇹 Portugal: 99.34
42.🇲🇹 Malta: 99.19
43.🇭🇷 Croatia: 99.17
44.🇮🇳 India: 99.08
45.🇮🇱 Israel: 99.07
46.🇹🇷 Turkey: 99.07
47.🇱🇻 Latvia: 98.84
48.🇦🇿 Azerbaijan: 98.71
49.🇱🇹 Lithuania: 98.67
50.🇲🇪 Montenegro: 98.65
Source: International IQ Test, updated as of January 1, 2025. This study is based on data from 1,352,763 people worldwide who took the same IQ test on this website in 2024.
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Foden when he’s at a bar with his marj is worse icl
#freenicog@_qvys
Haaland 23/24 was the worst striker of all time ofc Foden was more important
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🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Lamine Yamal has now produced 21 G/A in 21 games this season.
8 goals + 13 assists.
The boy is 18 years old.
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@axiklvv @Wxdge09 @TouchlineX I did say he was solid. He will be a g/a magnet. Basically a temh Salah
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Leo Messi's votes for 2025 FIFA The Best Coach award:
1 — Luis Enrique
2 — Hansi Flick
3 — Mikel Arteta
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