Vy is on Bluesky

Today I flew “home” except I didn’t because they diverted my plane due to nonexistent fog and landed me 3.5 hours from home. I’m not even waiting to see what happens. We’re driving from here and my mom is asking for her $1,100 back. Zero stars. Do not recommend.

In case anyone is wondering what it’s like to fly right now… I went from WA to MO. My 2nd flight on the way there? Cancelled. I spent a night at a random hotel in Salt Lake City and lost a whole day with my Papaw. When I landed in St. Louis, my luggage was nowhere to be found.

ADHD is the weirdest time-travel paradox: Age 15: Mentally 30. (Burdened with existential dread, overthinking everything). Age 30: Mentally 15. (Can't remember to pay a bill, needs a nap, is 2 seconds away from buying a new skateboard).

dream come true. I’m so glad we made it because 7 was one of two attendees AND he decided it was “the best night of his life”.

I picked 7 up from childcare at 5:40 yesterday and he handed me an invitation to a birthday party that had started at 5:30. He said, “Mom, please. I’ve never been invited to a birthday party before.” He was right 😭 So I texted the mom, rapidly obtained gifts, and made a tiny

good statements for women to practice: 1. NO. 2. you interrupted me, i'm not done talking 3. that's not funny. 4. i already know that. 5. that won't be necessary. 6. you're making me uncomfortable. 7. that's not appropriate.

imagine hating me and i’m just crying over youtube videos of baby weasels

@hugetulip It has cankles

Thoughts on this fork?

@ScottMcLean18 @Michael58892792 I love Ocean Shores! That’s awesome.

@Michael58892792 I was in little Ocean Shores, Wa. Population 8000. They had 1000 out in a very cold rain to call an end to a reign.

I'm looking at the videos of the #NoKings protests across the country and I have one thought. I have never been more proud to be an American. Millions of people standing up to a taterdick wannabe authoritarian. It's what our nation was built upon.

Hi. It’s my birthday today.

@SteelPhoenix78 Hi friend!

@WyldViolet Hello, Vy! Hope you're doing well!

Not gonna lie toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority

Remember this? Well now I’m working an event, on a Saturday, the day before my birthday; and I’m having a great time.

@teddybearmoon Exactly! My 5 CD changer was primed and ready and my brain still had room for new information. What a time!

@WyldViolet This is a wild take lol. Like, I'd find that song that makes my brain happy and then read the encyclopedia for fun at the same time. It was like a focus hack

Why not both?

@pilgrim2where Nah, I was bullied so hard. Still grew up cool.

@WyldViolet Encyclopedia. Although I occasionally listened to my parents' Ray Stevens record. I was not the cool kid.

Is it me or is it unhinged to street park in such a way that your car is directly blocking someone’s walkway AND trash can?