Wyn Jones

Incredible magic from these street wizards.

@DaveScott1977 There are middle class areas in Wales where it's played too, but in the main, it's probably the only Northern European nation where it's a predominantly working class sport. There are exceptions in other nations of course (Galashiels and Hawick in Scotland, Limerick in Ireland)

Not much of a rugby fan but can never get my head around the lazy assumptions/ online comments that it’s solely a middle class sport & preserve of private schools I live in the Borders and a lot of good, decent working people enjoy it. Glad for them tonight. Well done SCO🏉

@ITVRugby @topsy_ojo I would have loved to have seen a double act with Topsy Ojo and Rick Mayall's character - Kevin Turvey. They would have been called - Kevin and Ojo probably.

🗣️ "Firstly, credit Italy - this is a very good side... For us, we are terribly disappointed." Steve Borthwick speaks with Topsy Ojo after defeat to Italy in Rome #GuinnessM6N | @topsy_ojo

@Zilch0284 Stupid question. The world doesn't revolve around England. I would be happy for England to win a Grand Slam if Wales could avoid a loss to win against Italy.

Question for England fans. Would you take the win next weekend if it meant Scotland won the six nations?

Saw someone is Tesco yesterday have an epileptic seizure. He was a shop fitter.

I had a heated argument with a guy from Buenos Aires on his narrow boat. Not serious, just a little Argy Bargy.

Well that's my 6000 calories day done. Tomorrow I will be so proud of doing half of that and the day after ...? I'll wonder why I was so proud.

@ThatEricAlper "You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave"

I'm such a product of the modern age. My daughter wrote out her Xmas list on an A4 paper, and under the word 'chocolate' she drew a red squiggly line under it for effect. My first thought went to wondering where the spelling mistake was and would I need autocorrect.

Content moderation on sites, where I talk about my favourite movies are stupid. Apparently, I now have to write - "Unalive Bill (Vol 1 and 2)", "A View to a Unalive". "The Unaliving Fields", and "Natural Born Unalivers"

@Womens6Nations @rugbyontnt @discoveryplusUK Calm, composed & fair. She might have been bricking it, but it didn't show. Not afraid 2 change her mind after seeing evidence. No shouting of 'Use!" or "Leave it!" that other refs do, but no need as the players heard it, as did we. Not 'affirmative action' - just picked on merit

𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑 💪 Hollie Davidson makes history once again as she becomes the first woman to take charge of an All Blacks game today at the Principality Stadium 💪 Watch every #QuilterNS match live on @rugbyontnt and @discoveryplusUK 📺 #QCNS

@mrmarksteel I had to go in to the comments to try and understand why. I read the words 'cricket' and 'test'. I guess it has something to do with test cricket? I am still none the wiser. I'm guessing this is a 'niche tweet'. Whatever it is ... good luck!

Alarm set for ten past two. A five-year-old on the night before Christmas is an oasis of calm compared to this.

Wind turbines. Not a big fan.

Still suffering from yesterday as I overdid it doing circuits. Six times I went round the buffet table!

@TDesborough I'm a Welsh rugby fan. I thought the AWJ gonad grab was very wrong. Nevertheless, Joe Marler has done more for Anglo-(anyone) relations than anyone. RFU, put him on telly and not the likes of Pollock and you would end up in credit. Joe is a fantastic piece of shithousery. Ace!

Alan Carr may be the star, but I'm so glad Celebrity Traitors has allowed Joe Marler to show the nation what a wonderful man he is. He deserves every benefit being on this show will bring him. #CelebrityTraitors

Such joy. Loved this show.

Anyone want a free ticket for a Coldplay concert? No payment expected, but a cuddle would be nice. An employee has recently said she can't make it.

Just tried explaining my advertising in the Yellow Pages in the 90s to my 13-year-old. The look on their face when I tried to explain 000000111111.aaaaaa1 Plumbers.

@Tekknight @qikipedia Kind of you to say. As the old adage says, comedy is all about timing.

@WynJonesMagic @qikipedia Still, awesome usage! 😂

The medieval nun and writer Hildegard von Bingen advised any male who had ‘uncontrollable lust’ to sit in a sauna bath with lettuce wrapped around his genitals.

@Tekknight @qikipedia It's not a joke I wrote unfortunately, but it seemed apt for this headline. :-)

@WynJonesMagic @qikipedia If that wasn't already the setup and punchline... I'm gonna go ahead and sub you a comedic genius 😂