Xander

@weednshit @roxycotinn23622 ye

@X4nderi @roxycotinn23622 you’re a fucking dork lmfao

Idk #promotwt

@GigaOwO @KomradMCNuggets @maybeurwifie noooooooooo! the universe!!

@KomradMCNuggets @maybeurwifie Don't worry homie I got you

Fun fact: Someone masturbated to you

@1l1il8 i knew this shit when i was in the womb…

يضحكني كيف الرجال توهم مستوعبين هالشي الحين وأنا عارفته من يوم كان عمري 15

@wurthy @griffisu and i didn’t even get that

@griffisu the only unconditional love a man will ever receive is from his mother

getting women is easy when you realize they’re just opportunistic lovers who like how you make them feel and not you

@heyReze bs i would never say that

@5okae where and how do you get a girl like this?

cute submissive girl doing whatever I say :3 #comgirl #discord #egirl #ewhore #nsfw #horny #esex

@LASHYBILLS never safe…… im supposed to find my wife in this world too.

@snsnokyoufu oh lord… i see what you do for others. when is it my turn?

変な彼氏。って思ったら彼女も変やった

@mokamomilla @arikoyarii find someone who remembers that then 😕 find someone who can close their eyes and see you perfectly

@arikoyarii i knew everything about him, then he struggled to recall my eye color

you ever think you're special to someone, but then you see that person acting the same with everyone else and you're just like “oh”

@naiivememe its not exactly strange, they are hardwired to find the best possible provider. that means their genes carry on. whats strange is the world, its not survival of the fittest anymore its survival of the richest..

Women are strange creatures, they ask money from broke men and ask love from rich men

@ayojoestar this is why i usually befriend ppl before i make a move but i mixed signals if this is wrong

Your partner actually LIKING you as a friend is important. Romantic love is not enough.

@dumbassmat may this find me….. please!

"wanna match pfps?" how about we match last names instead

@ittysecret wish she would send me this typa shi

@miserable_loa bro this shi is not fair 🫩

@rinmeowss sure bro (queuing with 50 eboys as we speak)

all men do is lie and queue with 50 other egirls

@rinmeowss remember its chase or be chased. gg bro

oh Okay #lol

@n0velart i would have had this too. but we moved. i miss her

She spawncamped 😂

@skyybeenup its not a fortune its your destiny

@Jashidoooooo you know that nitro is bought and paid for by simps…

Nigga