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United States Katılım Şubat 2017
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
When I was in school, a "B+" was a 92 and an "A-" was a 93-95. What was considered an A when you were in school?
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Max@XAM_YERT·
@MarioNawfal This is old. Everyone lived and the kids parents sued if i remember correctly it happened in oklahoma
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Max@XAM_YERT·
@AmiriKing One of the good ones.
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Amiri King
Amiri King@AmiriKing·
When black people like a certain white person they say, ‘he’s invited to the cookout.’ When white people like a certain black person, he’s ___________________?
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Max@XAM_YERT·
@ClownWorld At least he took care of the grass first.
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@TheOfficerTatum I can promise you he didn't learn that in boot camp
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Brandon Tatum
Brandon Tatum@TheOfficerTatum·
Drunk man took a swing at a U.S. Navy sailor and instantly regretted it. 💥
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GunsAndLiberty
GunsAndLiberty@LibertyNGuns·
I am running low on ammo
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Max@XAM_YERT·
@ClownWorld Literally everyone who sat there and watched this happen is in trouble now.
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Donut Operator 🍩
Donut Operator 🍩@DonutOperator·
I got married to the most wonderful woman ever
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shellshock
shellshock@shellshockkk·
Whose side are you on?
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Max@XAM_YERT·
@catturd2 Im pretty sure no one was wondering.
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Catturd ™
Catturd ™@catturd2·
Sorry I’m not tweeting much tonight - I’m binge watching Landman. It’s sooo freaking good. Have any of you seen it?
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@Mrgunsngear Maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing ever..
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Mrgunsngear
Mrgunsngear@Mrgunsngear·
For our next war of choice can we invade somewhere like Poland or Hungary so the female refugees look like Sydney Sweeney? Seems like something we can all (maybe not lefty women - they'd be screaming for peace real quick...) agree on 👌🏽 #refugees #war #SydneySweeney #iran
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨BREAKING: This Baltimore smashed this woman’s window while her female friend was with her because they got in from of him to get out of a turning lane.
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Max@XAM_YERT·
@4thletterThe If it has a manual safety, due to worry of where its pointing when i carry.
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
@tyleraloevera Nowhere near me. Just someone who needs to learn how to be a better parent.
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Adam Francisco
Adam Francisco@adamfrancisco_·
I worked for Marvel in their talent division as a Spider-Man. I went to national retail chains to promote their latest toy lines. There would be no record of me as working for Marvel as it was an hourly gig. In the 4th pic (the comic panel), I won an auction to be drawn into the Marvel universe. That’s me on the bottom left looking out the window at Spider-Man and Ms. Marvel.
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Sergio
Sergio@SergioCulerCSK·
Lets end this debate Spiderman or Batman?
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Max@XAM_YERT·
@ellamaulding That dude sounds like nails on a chalk board.
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Ella Maulding
Ella Maulding@ellamaulding·
Mark Levin is a blood-thirsty genocidal scumbag. I volunteer him for the front lines of the regime-change war in Iran.
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Max@XAM_YERT·
@adamfrancisco_ But then also remember she probably farts in her sleep and has morning breath like everyone else.
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Adam Francisco
Adam Francisco@adamfrancisco_·
Imagine being the man who gets to wake up to Sydney Sweeney every morning
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