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@messedupfoods With a pizza order like that I'd disown him too.

@nypost They're both hideously rich. Why is this even an issue?

Ben Affleck gifts Jennifer Lopez his portion of their $60 million mansion for free: report trib.al/BlFkDu2

@heyitsmeCarolyn I know it's a prank video but should still be a lesson to make sure everyone in the house knows how to shut off the water to the house in case of an emergency like this. Water does very expensive damage.

When you prank your husband….. 🤣😂🤣

@XFreeze Am I the only one who finds that the fact AIs suffer from hallucinations pretty terrifying?

Grok 4.20 Non-Hallucination rate improved to even higher than previous highest Just days ago, it hit a record-breaking 78% Non-Hallucination Rate - already #1 in the world, smoking Claude Opus 4.6 (max), Gemini 3.1, GPT-5.4 (xhigh), and every other major model Now, it just pushed that number even higher to 83% While every other AI confidently makes up stuff and fabricate answers it doesn't know - Grok simply says "I don't know"

@JeanneIves Now look into the large concentration of Indians in Schaumburg and Hoffman Estates. Also, wait until you all hear about Skokie. 🤣

New signage in Bridgeview calling the U.S. city Little Palestine. What's next, sister city affiliation with Tehran?

@ArniePalme87561 @JeanneIves Large Arab community in that area since the 70's.

@JeanneIves Guess what Jeanne? They are moving south and west of Bridgeview. Check out Palos, Orland Park, and Homer Glen. They are here to stay.

@TheGeneral_0 I remember seeing store signs with Arabic writing on south Harlem since the 80's. I'm not a fan of this, but this isn't some new takeover of a town. They've been moving to the Bridgeview/Palos/Worth area for decades.

This is Bridgeview, Illinois. It's minutes southwest from Chicago. The sign being erected says Little Palestine.

@AmiriKing I really don't get this whole "I can get higher than you" drugs as a sport trend. The whole marijuana cult thing is just bizarre.

This dude ate a 5000mg gummy… and it went exactly how you think it did. 😭 Be honest, how much are you taking before you tap out?

@TwitchyTeam Fox is just playing to human psychology. More people will watch the Five because they hate her than will turn it off because they hate her.

Greg Gutfeld's Reaction to Trump Saying The Five Would Be Better Without Jessica Tarlov LIVE Is PRICELESS twitchy.com/samj/2026/04/0…

@Aku_700 Every "teen" in Chicago is laughing their ass off because the mayor is basically giving the green light to this behavior. I bet they feel like they own the city right now.

Another night of teen TAKEOVERS in Chicago turned into total CHAOS! Hundreds of teens vandalized cars, twerked on hoods, did donuts in the streets, and beat people unconscious. Fights everywhere. Police couldn’t stop it. Mayor Brandon Johnson calls this “gatherings” while wasting $30M on his own 150-cop security detail. Disgraceful.

@nypost She might want to realize that she was one of the luckiest actresses ever. She made huge money for very mediocre talent just because she was lucky to be there. They all negotiated their contract together.

Lisa Kudrow says ‘nobody cared about me’ and that she was called ‘the sixth Friend’ on hit sitcom trib.al/lndYZs4

@RickyDoggin I'd prefer a brown gravy, and lose that stupid garnish.

@nypost What I don't get is that we have working space toilets for a long time. I mean, there are toilets on the space station, and there were working toilets on the space shuttle, right? So why reinvent the wheel, so to speak?

Artemis II's crappy toilet cost $23 million - the 2nd most expensive loo in history trib.al/ThoHQ3T

@Oceanbreeze473 I had the spring on my door snap recently. It sounded like an explosion in the garage. Yes, they can be dangerous.

I would definitely hire a pro, but I’ve heard you can break your jaw messing with your garage door. Is this true?

@nicksortor Honest question. I'm trying to figure out why they wouldn't be together. Wouldn't they both have been close after ejecting? Don't the ejector seats trigger together, or are they independent? Either way they couldn't have landed very far from each other, right?

🚨 BREAKING: One of two US pilots who went missing after being downed over Iran has been RESCUED, per CBS Praise the Lord. Search and rescue operations are underway for the remaining pilot. Keep praying 🙏🏻

Hey @X - If someone restricts who can reply to their post, then I don't want to see their post in the first place.

@samartoor3086 Fighters are useless if you can't fly them. I assume they are trying to protect what little aircraft they have left for after the war.

Iran reveals its protected fighter jets in secret underground air bases.

@creepydotorg My best friend became a hopeless alcoholic. My degenerate alcoholic grandfather drank himself to death. There is nothing laudable or macho about alcoholism.

During the filming of Gladiator, actor Oliver Reed, who played Proximo, died in a bar after challenging a group of sailors to a drinking contest. Reed reportedly consumed eight pints of beer, 12 shots of rum, half a bottle of whisky, and several shots of cognac. This photo of him on set was taken shortly before his death. He went out like a true gladiator.

@SGTWipper1Each Apparently to prove parachutes work for soldiers with vaginas too?

Airborne jump performed by all-female paratroopers.

According to the military geniuses on X, in Iran roads don't exist, we don't have combat engineers, vehicles, planes, or helicopters. Any invasion must be soldiers on foot carrying supplies on their backs for months, scaling sheer cliffs and mountains the size of Everest. Also, to invade a country and establish control we must have troops (millions apparently) on every square mile of barren land and remote mountain top to be successful. And we know all of this because Iraq was incapable of doing this in the 80's, so we certainly can't today.

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