Emily 🍄✨

The only good a Nazi has done is paint a bunker in Berlin red. Fingers crossed this trend continues.

“The amount of bush I burn is biblical”

Plugging in my PlayStation for the first time in almost 3 years and trying not to make eye contact with COD

@iniemohk No longer relevant but Overwatch solo comp may be just what you’re looking for

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

Twitters not for lurkers anymore?? Wdym “connecting with others” this is my personal space to yell into the void???

Going back to the gym semi-regularly ✅ Finding out your spine is failing ❌

I am happy, I’m at peace, I have everything I could want and yet I still dream. But that person isn’t here and never will be again. It’s a bittersweet melancholy. I still get to see you, smell you, hear you. But I’ll always wake up

Sitting here with my raw dogs out in a public setting bc I stubbed my toe hard enough to make it face a new direction 😎

(We’re so back)

Barking at local dogs in the dead of night just to feel something

Being autistic is so funny bc what do you mean I gained 10lbs and all it took was craving beef hotdogs for breakfast lunch and dinner every single day

> Cops quit on mass the month before > Safest January ever recorded It’s like there’s some sort of correlation here

Being depressed is so crazy bc what do you mean I feel like it wouldn’t matter if I just laid down and died? All bc I haven’t seen the sun in months?? DRAMATIC for WHAT 🙄😭

My current favorite past time is pretending to be a Trump fan and then tearing apart the illiterate MAGA losers like “you’re making us look bad” 💀 bc they think I’m on their side they don’t get aggressive, they just get embarrassed and eventually delete the post 😭🤣

Since it appears X is censoring the original post, whenever I click on it it says nothing to see here You can clearly see this was an execution. This image will live in infamy. -@Quadcarl

@yugopnik Isn’t like 1/3 of the US functionally illiterate? Kinda tracks

Hot take: In 50 years we will have massive studies linking right wing ideological inconsistency with literal physical mental disability. And no, this is not just me calling them R words in a nice way - I genuinely believe that a vast number of Americans don't have the mental faculties required for adult level critical thought - wether it is genetic, environmental or something third - we'll know eventually. This goes past the classic philosophical argument that "we are formed by our environment" - while the vast majority are subjects shaped by the society they grew up in (material conditions etc.) there is a sub strata of cretins so profoundly inconsistent that one must recognise their failings as more biological than political.

Much love to Alex Pretti and Renee Good—but remember—ICE has killed 9 people in 2026. You know the names of the 2 white people they've killed. ICE has also killed a Black man named Keith Porter, a Cambodian named Parady La, and five Latinos named Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos. ICE is on pace to kill more than 100 people this year. Abolish ICE. Impeach Noem. Prosecute those who committed these crimes.

@JDVance You called him an assassin before we knew his name.

Some days I dream and wake with a certain sense of melancholy. I hope life holds you gently, it was nice to hear your voice again

Got an old man with an allergy flare up that turns into a skin/ear infection (at least once a year), a 2 yr old Aussie that needs a tooth pulled, and another old man that started coughing 2 days ago and won’t quit 😭😭 I’m never going to financially recover I fear

3 of my 4 dogs all need to go to the vet for entirely separate reasons AT THE SAME TIME?? Like this is really how you gonna do me right now? And I gotta do my taxes???? I’m crashing out