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You better not be in the same spot 365 days later. Grow mf

@RealHousewifeMi Wdym you gave him 4 kids are you a surrogate? Are the children not equally yours and for you too? You gave up nothing

I gave HIM 4 children and then sacrificed my career for 15 years and stayed home and raised them. The reason he is in the position he has is because I stayed home while he traveled for work and advanced his career. That bonus is just as much mine as it is his. Ask him, and he would tell you the same thing.

West Ham escape relegation zone! And Spurs slip into the relegation zone!

@tigawanna Hapa ni wapi na kuna nini

Hawana mcheso, spend 2 hours without converting and you're out

Playing a game of pocket watching the haves while in this exit queue. Watu wako na float ajab on this etc thing

@iamklausenberg See foolishness when you change the genders 😂

Two weeks after our wedding, my father in law finally came to visit since he had missed the ceremony due to a flight issue. It was my first time meeting him, but we instantly got along. One day, while we were in his room, my wife walked in looking irritated and asked why I hadn't taken out the trash and washed her car. She was visibly upset and I knew she was running late and knowing how much she hated foul odour. I excused myself to go tend to her needs, but when I came back, my father in law questioned me. “Why do you allow her to speak to you like that?” he asked, clearly surprised. “You already promised to take out the trash and wash her car, and she still talks to you in your house like that? What does she think you are, her slave?” He pulled me closer and added, “Listen, don’t let her treat you like a slave in your house. Sometimes, when she talks loosely smack the shit out of her mouth or leave the house for weeks. Since I got married, I’ve never taken out the trash or washed your mother's car, she either hands it or pays someone to handle it. That’s how I raised her to be. If she can’t even appreciate your effort enough to promise to do these basic things, then let her wash and throw them out herself.” That was the last time I ever did anything my wife asked in that house and now she’s more grateful, even when I lift the sofas for her to sweep whatever's underneath them. Good fathers in law really do exist.

@coolkid__8 Huku kama huna float ya 100k at any given time ushabant 😂

Now that the dust has settled Na hamtasema Niko Na poverty mentality, nyinyi hamnanga zile siku huna ata chwani?

@whoisnashiii Grow up. Pesa huisha, ask around. You might start off parenting when you're loaded na ziishe after a year and you never recover. Muache ufala

Niliwaambianga wazazi are the cause of a lot of suffering mkakataa😭na vile mnareact naona mnataka kucontinue the cycle

Being a father is a thankless job btw. Hio 170 was likely all he had he couldn't even round it up ifike mia mbili. That's how poverty works. Kijana anajua his background and his father's capacity na bado anakuja online kulia instead of manning up and doing something. Feilya

Find this setting and turn it off bc i would rather read the sheng and swahili

@gaddafffii You might need to grow up ju what in the childishness is this take

Hio tweet is just a reflection of how the older generation(millennials) would love nothing but see the younger generation(Gen Zs & the rest) go through a struggle just because at some point they once did. Even if it's undeserving.

Huyo kijana ni fala sana hawezijituma hivi, this guy is more likely to be the father ametoka site inda

@Ja_Kamnara @msnmongare Course imejaa hesabu and barely any code 😂

@msnmongare Software engineering & Comp Sci courses barely even touch coding, they let you figure out your preferred language on your own. You have to understand how algorithms work, planning workflows, streamlining processes, & patience. I failed at patience 😂😂 never looked back.

Since your critics are watching, let me emphasize this. Many graduates may be good at writing code (coding), but that doesn’t automatically mean they’re skilled at building and engineering complete software systems. Just as a reminder, software engineering has never been only about coding. Coding is simply a tool, not the whole discipline.

It's a bit insane the world is going to shit and I'm here fighting with css

A lot can be said on this but my take is, i think you're old enough to see your situation and try to make it better. Wengi wanasoma and sell boiled eggs on the side to support themselves. Acha victim mentality wewe ni ndume, do something about your situation

I'm convinced. Hi @BMW

PSG have had amazing chances this game would have been 5-0 easily

Good thing Salah is on the bench, they can't pin this performance on him

@kuwamocho_ And that's their entire content, no value whatsoever

wamama hukua viumbe funny sana,mtu anaeza jirecord hakuna kitu anafanya ni kutingika kama mtu akona parkinson’s

Holy shit that was a great goal by Doue. PSG 1 - 0 up

@weak_spell Wana wa israeri wamefanya nini sasa

Ceasefire has ceased lmao. That lasted 13 minutes.