High King Fëanor - Alpha Chad of Middle-earth@LostHistory9
"But at least he's a good pet dad"
This attempt to humanize Sauron is disgusting, quite frankly.
Let's look at what Sauron does canonically with something he considers a pet:
"And as for Sauron: he knew where she lurked. It pleased him that she should dwell there hungry but unabated in malice, a more sure watch upon that ancient path into his land than any other that his skill could have devised. And Orcs, they were useful slaves, but he had them in plenty. If now and again Shelob caught them to stay her appetite, she was welcome: he could spare them. And sometimes as a man may cast a dainty to his cat (his cat he calls her, but she owns him not) Sauron would send her prisoners that he had no better uses for: He would have them driven to her hole, and report brought back to him on the play she made."