Xander Grzywinski 🐀

There is literally nobody I would hire faster if I could

@schristoff25 This happens to you a lot doesn’t it?

@Divya_Mohan02 @Dixie3Flatline @sreeramvnkitesh 🖤

@jeefy @jrrickard I wish someone would pay me Zach Snyder money to be terrible at my job 😭

@jrrickard JEREMY YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

Beatin' Stick 2: Electric Boogaloo. Time for space hippogriffs and robodruids

can't wait to run llama3 on my uwubernetes

@Dixie3Flatline Gonna name the next release “fuck boy island” just to spite you all

@Dixie3Flatline led an amazing release. To all of you whining about the theme, what have you done for Kubernetes? Less than that.

Y’all are mad about uwubernetes? I named my release after a sloth with sunglasses on. @LachlanEvenson named his after breadsticks. @jrrickard named his after a cat with it’s tongue out. If you’re mad at the cute logo this time, ask yourself why.

@nicholaseberts @LachlanEvenson @jrrickard People who don’t contribute

@XanderGrzy @LachlanEvenson @jrrickard Who has time to be mad about something like this?

seeing people mad online about "uwubernetes" lol "sure i may use a linux distro named after toy story characters, i've regularly download libraries named after pokémon, and for some reason every company has a slack boy named heimdall, but this is too much"

@mauilion @Dixie3Flatline @FarrahC32 Look at all my hot and cool friends! 😭

@mauilion I have photos but nothing available for sale until June 🙂. I have an exhibition coming up in Connecticut that I have to hold things for. Lots of stuff will be available after that though!

@XanderGrzy Do you have any recent pottery stuff?

Hello Seattle :) I’ll be here all week at #ossna come say hi

@kamcmahon @linuxfoundation @StackLokHQ

If anyone is planning on being at Open Source Summit next week, say hi! I might even try to recruit you.

Today is my second last day with Microsoft! These last two years have been awesome, and I'm so glad I got the chance to work with such an incredible team. Even if you love your job, sometimes a cool opportunity comes along that you can't say no to. New thing starts Tuesday!

@mfahlandt So sorry to hear 💔

Thanks to the fucking dipshit asshole who speeded this night through our village and killed Fina. RiP Fina 1.5 years I miss you already

@mattstratton @Dixie3Flatline Ngl Gambit in that outfit sent me straight to hell