Alexander Oliver

@Neduszn8 Yossi Benayoun

Without mentioning Nicolas Anelka and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Guess a player that played for both ARSENAL and LIVERPOOL LEVEL; VERY HARD🤯

@gunsnrosesgirl3 The inaccuracy of the marketing

What’s preventing you from visiting London

#LiverpoolFC are such petty dicks. He just got a new job guys with better weather. It happens. #trent

@RichardGage_911 Because it was a different building built by different developers

[RG911Team] This skyscraper in China did not collapse despite fires on almost every floor. So why did WTC7 suddenly collapse at free fall on 9/11 when it had fires on only a few floors?

@dnbtrader85 @mamma_tanya @dantheboxingman 8? 😂😂 Punches on gloves maybe, the last 3 didn’t land at all and I wanted Wardley to win but not like that. Howard Foster standard refereeing.

@mamma_tanya @dantheboxingman There were at least 8 punches from Wardley… some landed flush, some grazed. Parker threw back then Wardley landed a couple more. It was slightly early but definitely not controversial. Great fight though.

‼️FABIO WARDLEY WITH THE 11TH ROUND TKO VICTORY OVER JOSEPH PARKER‼️ 💥💥 #Boxing #ParkerWardley 🥊🥊🥊🥊 x.com/BoxingzCentee/…

@HMRCcustomers Where exactly on the app, online or any email you have sent can I find my UTR Number? Cheers

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@ProfRobStew I don’t believe in evolution, it is as is, you are a believer and incorrect

@Xander_Oliver We are both BELIEVERS. This is the point. All are free to believe whatever they wish.

@ProfRobStew @ProfRobStew Dude, scientist, social media influencer, your getting owned, your outdated, ill equipped, alone and lost in your argument. Spare your 11k followers brother and gracefully concede.

@ProfRobStew I’d be happy to but to be honest, you’re clearly quite basic when grasping evolution. FYI, notice I’m not asking for any evidence that could prove the existence of your god.

@Xander_Oliver Nothing to concede except. Evolution (MACRO) is a belief system. No single species has become an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES by simply MATING and procreation. Show us ONE. None exists. Sorry my friend.

@edslater @JonnyWilkinson Dude, I think my heart just got stronger and broke at the same time. I absolutely do not want to come across as patronising, but I feel proud of you.

It has been a year to the day since I was diagnosed with MND. I often write little poems, here’s one to mark one year called ‘a year has passed since I was told’. It’s shit but I prefer it to posting a video 😁. Cheers and have a good day.

@softcorgamegirl Are you wearing a necklace? 😂

Todays #ThirstyThursday is brought to you by my Infinity Gauntlet necklace. What would your snap do? Also no drink again, damn I’m slacking.

@lyssasphere The desire to become a police officer should stop you from ever becoming one. But yes, they should be above the public’s intellectual wave length.

Should police have to have a higher education before they can make any judgment calls?

@lyssasphere Have you ever missed someone when you’re sitting right next to them?

Have you ever missed someone you've never met?

@lyssasphere But also props up the worlds economy

Drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world 🎵

They're trying to build a prison They're trying to build a prison They're trying to build a prison (For you and me to live in) 🎵

@lyssasphere No! A billion is like totally massive

Do people understand how big a billion even is?

@lyssasphere 😂 outstanding

Mornin'

@lyssasphere Agreed, and Jackson Pollock can go fuck himself

Is anybody gonna ever say it? There was something wrong with Picasso.

@onewhoisfun @lyssasphere My wife kept shouting about who’s turn it was to fill the washing machine, I just threw the towel in

@lyssasphere Destroy those slippers immediately, outrageously unexceptable.

Oh no, people don't like selfies I'm out at the lake the rest of the day, friends ❤️ live your best life ok? Ok.

@lyssasphere Transferable skills and an precedented attention to detail

You ever notice how the biggest nerds are the biggest freaks in bed?