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This is a vinegaroon. They live in the southwest United States (and other places). They look like they can tear you limb from limb, but are pretty harmless.
They can spray a 95% solution of acetic acid from their hind end. This is pretty terrifying if you're a bug, because it blinds & irritates, and softens your chitinous armor. But it just smells like vinegar to humans, hence their name. (If they could produce more than a small bit of acetic acid, it would hurt us.) They make an interesting and weird pet if you don't mind your bedroom smelling like pickles.
Giant ones make GREAT monsters for roleplaying games. Huge claws, acid spray, and super-senses so it can't be surprised. The long whip-like tail and the thin front legs act as antenna and are sensitive to vibrations and chemicals.
Be you. Be weird. Keep vinegaroons as pets. Watch crappy anime. Remember you get back exactly 0% of the time you waste trying to seem normal.

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