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@slutriarch @shoupshouts @jules_amin I'm going to need you to explain this

@XanderpussRex @shoupshouts @jules_amin Brushing them

I’m sorry Nancy Pelosi eats a hot dog for lunch every day?

@e_considine @shoupshouts @jules_amin I'm British, what the hell are you talking about

@XanderpussRex @shoupshouts @jules_amin Toothbrush and toothpaste I would suspect

I think I'm done tweeting for the night and maybe forever. If so, I'll leave it as this: Be kind. Do your best to remember that the other person you're dealing with is also dealing with things. Be kind. Someday you might be on the other side.

@djbeema What have you got against flavor country?

@XanderpussRex You out on a shakey limb with this one I'm afraid

A couple of absolute duds and a banger if only you lived in my headspace (end of times getting this dumb as fuck joke out)

@mrgipson I want to raid my parents house to see if they still have these. My god this is bringing back so many memories.

@mrgipson It was part of an anthology. Sorta a encyclopedia of kids stories and it was around 20-30 books. I remember these pics vividly.

I also found this 1958 booklet about Alaska. Just love the color and the art.

@djbeema @chaensaw 🎶🎵 break us down 🎵🎶

@XanderpussRex @chaensaw One of these days these balls are gonna... Nope not finishing that

@djbeema Idk it made sense and still makes sense in my head but not in an explainable way

@djbeema And the British

My older brother and I circa 1983

@ItsLuckyPurr As a 6'3" guy who'd been paraded around too many short ex-boyfriends as a gotcha, I ended up enjoying the guy's company better more often than not. Don't do this unless you're ready to release him.

@djbeema Hacked!

@XanderpussRex Quite the honor

Who are you!!

The good news is there's only around 10 people who interact with me on twitter, so long as you 10 don't leave I'll be fine

@djbeema I been hacked beems!

@XanderpussRex Wot

@vulgarlasagna @ababycroissant Just too much for me. Saw some random blues band while waiting for that part of the show to end and I don't regret it at all.

@XanderpussRex @ababycroissant Mastodon is the real I'm gonna go out to the parking lot and smoke band

My conspiracy theory is that real rich people grew tired of Leon getting all the glory for being a wealthy genius so they convinced him, a paper tiger, to purchase a company they knew he was too dumb to manage and it would destroy them both.