Dr. Xander-sensei PhD, MD, JD, MBA, etc, etc.

i’m just a void boy i’m not your boy toy

One of the most awkward things about family is raising your kids entirely differently than how your brother or sister is, for instance

I’ve been pretty “successful” but I’ll be a way better dad

Most of them are unconscious of this entire phenomenon

Women enjoy watching men eat. At the very least they find it informative. Women are wizards

Honest people have a certain kinda eyes

@askaya Way less

I’m convinced that all men need in life to be happy is this Am I wrong?

You can tell when a girl has been with so many black dudes that you can just dap her up like a bro

@howlinginthewin Cuz they pronounce them way-bans?

@Xanderspeech They would say the same about ray-bans

These are the funniest Asian sunglasses ever

When I lean back in a chair and another man leans back in his chair immediately it fucking sucks bc I don’t need anymore followers

@whiptcreme This is how I feel about tying my shoes

i hate cooking for myself until i do

@posttruthlayla And never gives you salmonella..yeah true

@Xanderspeech Roasted chicken never cancels on you.

Whole roasted chicken IS girl dinner.

@gypsyranger x.com/rainmaker1973/…

@gypsyranger x.com/Lilly_bat98/st… x.com/Lilly_bat98/st…

Sleeping with clothes on is a psyop

@p8stie And yet you do nothing

Major uptick in UBER DRIVERS watching TikTok’s at the wheel

@SlayerPenny Lol hahaha oh got it. I’m watching this shit sport let’s see

@Xanderspeech Botch*

People cheering that the US is up 3-0 on Paraguay seems really fucking racist. It’s like black on Paraguay violence

IF IT’S TRUE THAN IT MUST BE GOD, RIGHT? What else could it be?

“Be still and know” but nah right?

Full attention paid on literally anything is intrinsically pleasurable. More so when what you’re paying attention to is something that you’re genuinely interested in. The modern, western distracted mind cannot comprehend