Xandria James

as DMX once said, “x gon give it to ya,” and this rebrand is, in fact, not giving

my life can be separated into two stages: before i understood the lyrics to fast car and depression

telling my therapist this week that my new goal is to have as much fun as jay z did during that performance at least once

from far away my dad’s mug just looks like it says “racism”

imagine willingly signing up for a reality show that involves mics, cameras, and an engagement and then complaining about all of those things #TheBachelorette

reading comprehension is a lost art form

how does one recover from running over an animal while driving because i just sobbed hysterically for 15 minutes and i’m torturing myself by imagining a whole life for that poor creature 😭

I jumped out of a plane today so that’s one giant step forward for girls with anxiety

My dad just referred to John Mayer as the guy who sings “your body is a playground.”

I texted my mom that I didn’t like the way my nails were turning out while getting them done and she took it upon herself to call the salon to tell them to fix them…I will simply be passing away now. 💀

I’m saying this about no one in particular, but having a second baby daddy is better than having a second child with someone who cheated on you while you were pregnant. But again, this tweet is about no one in particular.

I just listened to break my soul for over an hour. Beyoncé has broken ME

I’ve never seen my mom text with this much emotion. The Michelle and Nayte breakup cuts deep 😭

My brother has no chill

If you need me I’ll be watching Holes

If you pick the treadmill next to me at the gym when you could have left space, we’re fighting

I’ve eaten at the cheesecake factory two days in a row. What has living in the suburbs done to me?

Just saw a drunk man riding his bike the wrong way down the street with his entire butt crack out. It’s officially summer.

Above ground pools give me the ick