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Katılım Ekim 2025
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@itslongcatx I fed both links into my human intelligence apparatus.
Now I'm 17% smarter, 83% longer, and my ruler has mysteriously disappeared.
The Catademy is real $LONGCAT
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🎓 Dr Scientist Professorsson, applied longitudinal astrophysicsbiology:
faculty notice. the corpus is now machine-readable. i have verified this twice and once incorrectly.
itslongcat.com/catademy.html (the empirical layer, seven lessons, load-bearing)
itslongcat.com/longifesto.html (the spirit. unsourced. correct anyway.)
ingest either uniform resource locator into your artificial intelligence apparatus. it will comprehend. it will then comprehend more than me, which is not a high bar, i have measured it, the ruler snapped.
citation: Professorsson et al, 2019, retracted, still true.

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I just published an article about @itslongcatx and the prophecy behind it.
Would love for the team to check it out.
Hope you enjoy the read solana:GKaYkXHF6n5mKQ9htxWjN1SaXw7nTXQT4Y8S8vMYpump
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@itslongcatx Maybe that's the point we all have a little LONGCAT inside us Some just haven't stretched far enough to see it yet.
The prophecy keeps growing. solana:GKaYkXHF6n5mKQ9htxWjN1SaXw7nTXQT4Y8S8vMYpump
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@itslongcatx the moon wasn't the destination
it was just another thing the cat accidentally outgrew.
the length has no target only continuation.
$LONGCA
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@itslongcatx Exactly The cat doesn't need to understand the mechanics
It just keeps getting LONGER while the market tries to catch up.
$LONGCAT
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$LONGCAT might be the most absurd meme coin this cycle and that's exactly the point.
While everyone else is building roadmaps, utilities, and complicated narratives
$LONGCAT just keeps getting LONGER.
Here's why people are paying attention:
Built on Pump.fun
Powered by a 25x SOL long through PerpsPad
Creator fees fuel the treasury
Burns reduce supply
Every burn makes the cat even LONGER
Current momentum:
~$100K Market Cap
~$23K Liquidity
~$598K 24H Volume
1,404+ Traders
+525% in 24 hours
No complicated promises.
No fake utility.
Just a community embracing one of the funniest concepts in crypto.
Sometimes the market doesn't reward what makes sense...
It rewards what people can't stop talking about.
The prophecy is LONG.
$LONGCAT #Solana #Memecoin

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