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Twitter is now like home, if I don't come back in 24 hours it means either I am lost, dead, sick or had an accident.....lol

Girls be 13 and be like "My b-day tomorrow so I'm 14 which is close to 15 & that's near 16 which is basically 17 so yeah I'm 18"

Please stop looking so hot, I'm trying to stop liking you....

Mom says: Alcohol is your enemy. But I heard d bible says: Love your enemy. Case closed......#gbam

In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that hasn't been taken....lol

It's my life. I'll live it, I'll love it, and I won't care what you think of it.

A big S/O to those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can't tell the difference...lols

Do you like me? -> Breathe for yes, -> lick your elbow for no.

Normal people flirting: Hey you're cute we should go out sometime (; Me trying to flirt: So do u like bread?

Math Problems: If Jim has 50 chocolate bars, and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. Jim has diabetes...

Dying is the #1 cause of death in the world

if my parents knew half the stories my friends know, they'd probably disown me

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

@jennymogan enx :*

@P_PUBLICITY kindly done

My FUCKING FEELINGS for Ɣõu̶̲̥̅̊ will never change....lols

Don't apologize if you're just going to continue doing the shit you're sorry for.

Kfb @jennymogan

"Do U promise to Fav and Retweet her, in good tweets & in bad tweets, and to follow her until death do U apart?" - Wedding vows - 2030

I love those conversations where I don't have to think, everything just flows out.