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Trevor Belmont, Sypha, and Alucard, Castlevania moment.

had a revelation.... a leon kennedy - trevor belmont team up would be so peak

Hobbies as of right now. Bishock , Trevor Belmont, botany, and your mom

Just didn’t wanna learn shit

@celebsfiles Sick asf

you're sick if you find hunter schafer attractive.

@MagnusVigso About to go sun my balls

Sunning your balls increases your testosterone by 200% I’m not even kidding, lookup influence of ultraviolet irradiation upon excretion of sex hormones in the male, endocrinology, volume 25, issue 1, 1 july 1939, pages 7-12 Go out and soak up some of that vitamin D

@NFL @OhioStateFB @NFLFilms Oh no bud light please go back to the rainbow decor

John Harbaugh sharing some wisdom with Arvell Reese at @OhioStateFB Pro Day 🙌 (via @NFLFilms) Hey Rookie -- 3:30pm ET on ESPN2

My name is Trevor Belmont and I’ve never lost a fight between man or beast

@ferixzs Did not think I’d see this today

a quarta graça

@tpvsean This gotta be fake. But?

Ellen DeGeneres is “going blind” after being diagnosed kuru - the disease linked to cannibalism. Following the Epstein files release, which implicate her in the consumption of child flesh, Ellen has gone into hiding and is displaying erratic behavior. thepeoplesvoice.tv/ellen-degenere…

@vrillain0 Moon night and moon night only. The falcon and winter soldier would make no sense

Which series really deserves a 2nd season !?

@WomenBeingAwful I mean seriously. Asking this is stupid, I’ve put my dick in questionable people

Still think she's hot?

@TheFootyFan4 @7why__ydm I wouldn’t fuck her if she was fat

@XcaliberX69 @7why__ydm Do a yo mama so fat next

Male student brutally knocks out female student after she hit him over the head multiple times with a metal water bottle

@OvOBrezzzy I could probably break it to him….NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it’s your turn

When you find out she a hoe but you already 6 months in the relationship

@TheFootyFan4 @7why__ydm Maybe I should give her some real sperm 😂

@XcaliberX69 @7why__ydm Threatening to break my neck if I happen to touch you with a water bottle ? Masterful gambit.

@TheFootyFan4 @7why__ydm Well if you happen to “touch” me with a water bottle. I’m probably not going to hurt you idiot. HE GOT CLONKED you must be blind stupid and just a waste of sperm. Was you made from pre cum?

@JamesMackwl AND????????? boy I look up to him even more

he ended up causing infinite incursions just so he could fuck his ex, is this your superhero?

@DudespostingWs This is unheard of fr

A 12-year-old was heartbroken after almost nobody signed his yearbook, leading him to write himself a note that said, “Hope you make some more friends.” High Schoolers at his Colorado school showed up in droves to sign it. He ended up with 100+ signatures.