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@256Rootyherman Not sure

"having sex increases a man's life span by 5%" Me in 4056:

@Crazymoments01 😂😂😂

Worst idea ever 😭💀 He tried to fool the hyenas…

@Crazymoments01 😂😂😂

Worst idea ever 😭 He tried to fool the hippos 💀

@Cule_Zone @FabrizioRomano Can you win without scoring?

@FabrizioRomano "Attack win you games , defense win you titles" Lets see if the quote is right or wrong

🍿🏆 Champions League final: Best attack (PSG, 44 goals scored in UCL) Best defense (Arsenal, only 6 goals conceded) Who’s gonna win? 👀

Luis Díaz masterpiece 🎨 #UCL

@ninyeKatatumba 🙄🙄🙄😳

Also how men don't accidentally seat on their balls is still a mystery 🙌

Akuume 🙌🙌

@theberneese I think so too

Whoever wins today wins the final

@AmberRayz 😂😂😂😂

A midwife when you stop her from abusing pregnant women....,,.

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bayern Munich vs PSG is expected to be viewed by 920M+ people. It will be the HIGHEST viewed football game of the season so far in ALL COMPETITIONS! 🔥

@AllanSseky Eeeeh savage

Bottling the 2 trophies on last day will slap different. Let's be patient.

🚨 After Ferland Mendy, Real Madrid have suffered 120 injuries in the last two seasons — reports @marca.

🚨 Nottingham Forest beat Chelsea at Stamford Bridge! Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@brfootball Real shit

It’s been 15 minutes and Chelsea are already down by two goals at home to Forest…

@dr_katumwa 🙄🙄🙄

Dear Africans, amoxicillin does not treat cough. Also, Coartem does not cure fever 🤝

It’s another for @NFFC against Chelsea! Igor Jesus doubles their advantage from the spot 🎯

@theMadridZone @COPE Oooooh

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: Ferland Mendy is INJURED and out for 5 MONTHS. @COPE ❌

The #UCL semi-finals continue ✨

@FabrizioRomano But this guy man is injury prone

🚨 Alexander Isak, out today for Liverpool due to minor groin injury. The striker won’t feature against Man United.

Back in the Premier League 👏 Congratulations, @IpswichTown! 🔵