Jared Lombrano

@ClaireMax Oh good. I'm not alone.

Anyone else get out of the shower and then just lay naked on your bed doomscrolling for like 30 minutes or is it just me

@MelissaTitanium Considering Yellow is voiced by Patti LuPone. Your description is correct. It's Patti playing Yellow as Patti LuPone.

yellow is like, the rich aunt who's never married or had kids and is constantly working but you're not even sure what her profession is and you think she's a lesbian but she'd never say. she comes to family gatherings with an obscenely large amount of gifts for the kids-

@DaRealSkeet @Jayysein You're not wrong.

Which father would best handle the kids of this generation?

@FightWithMemes A movie? I want a show with at least 3 seasons.

Can we get a movie with these two?

Best representation of the great Catherine O'Hara! Credit to @spaghettiToes.

@2RawTooReal I went into it neutral cuz I like them both. But when she said we need a fighter in response to Talarico's need a Teacher answer at the beginning, I locked in with her. She did great!

When Jasmine Crockett said Mariam’s name James started sweating & stuttering there for a bit

@brian_balster @GarrettPetersen I mean if I go around saying I'm Emperor, just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

@GarrettPetersen Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Fun fact: The Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur. It's a different magic sword, and Arthur gets Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake later.

@OliverJia1014 Hey?! I love RLM! ......oh damn. Oh and we still hate the prequels.

The different types of Star Wars fans: -The Disney fanboy who defends everything and actually took his family to that failed hotel which cost $2500 a night -The George Lucas acolyte who accepts nothing beyond the six films -The zoomer who only watches the prequels and Clone Wars (Dave Filoni’s version, they don’t even realize there was different lore before him) -The EU aficionado who hasn’t watched the films since 2005, but replays KOTOR every year -The cynical Gen Xer who checked out after Empire Strikes Back, thinks the Ewoks were worse than cancer, and views RLM as the pinnacle of film criticism

@washghost1 Witchcraft!!

I like this idea

@onlydubsX There was no lie detected. All facts. Feed a whole family (2 pizzas including Crazy Bread) for $10!

Man calls out everyone for switching up on Little Caesars even though it was always there to feed us during hard times 🤣🍕

@2RawTooReal Please take some self-care for yourself. You're doing The Universe's work!

I gotta start taking better care of myself.

@ClaireMax I'm not your friend, buddy!

This made me laugh so hard I choked on my smoothie

@fleischertoons I remember the cartoon, but never knew it was a puppet show. That's awesome!

‘Looney Tunes’ director, Bob Clampett had a puppet show that Albert Einstein was a fan of. They found 35mm Kinescope prints in a vault that was about to be destroyed. Please subscribe to the channel and share if you’d like to see them preserved! @timeforbeany" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@timeforbeany

Life finds a way 💕🦖🦕🧬

@choptopmoseley That's a great picture of Sid. Thanks for keeping his memory alive!

Happy Halloween, everybody!

@AdriCureuil I get it with the way he's dressed, but the language Zestial speaks is much older and Zestial is centuries older. However, perhaps Zestial possessed Jack and the demon loved the fashion, he kept it.

I have a theory Zestial was Jack the Ripper #HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotelspoilers

@MisssCaitlyn Yeah. Cool move to include Metatron. Yes, she's called the Speaker of God, but speaker and voice are just semantics.

Can We Talk About Her??? #HazbinHotel

@ChefReactions I did my time in this super Big Max facility.

@fredjfrancis Well done. Well done indeed.

@2RawTooReal You got the word out. You pushed to get out there. I'd say you still did your part, and that's something.

Along with my car having issues yesterday, I missed the no king protest 🪧 due to work. And I had my inflatable costume ready and a surprise for all my followers, but it all got ruined.