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@Iamindiscov But she was right on the STINGINESS... At all at all na winchy.

I was traveling from Owerri to Abuja and i met a beautiful 29yrs old lady, skin tight and light that was also travelling to Abuja on the same flight so we chatted while waiting for our flight, while chatting with her our flight was announced, i always use economy class because i see business or first class as waste of money and i don't rush to join the queue when flight is announced, if you're a frequent flyer you will understand this hack of not rushing to join long queue of passengers boarding. I remained seated and told her not to rush into the queue but wait patiently for the long queue to board, When the long queue is reduced i picked up my luggage 🧳 and we baorded without stress or joining of long queue, we departed Owerri, when we arrived Abuja, I'm always a light traveler so i told her to give me her number which she did, when i walked out of the airport my brother was already waiting for me outside and i said goodbye to her. I didn't contact her until the third day, when i called her we had good conversation and we continued on WhatsApp, everything was fine until she triggered my turn off and i will explain; One day i called her in the morning so that we could talk as usual then to schedule our ge-nita-lia meet and greet before leaving the damn contraption we call a country, boom! she started telling me super story of her encounter with law enforcement and how her money was extorted when she was returning home from work that Friday evening; She claimed it was the last money on her that day and her bank's network is terrible she's unable to login and do transfer, i told her there's no cash. I lost interest in her, one day she texted me on WhatsApp talking dust that i just ghosted her i didn't even bother to reach out, that is it because she told me her problem that she wasn't asking me for money, she just told me her issue which she later found a way to sort herself out and as a wise innocent man i convinced her i have been busy, she shouldn't reason that way, we settled and talked for some days then i invited her for ge-nita-lia meet and greet, when she arrived, i oiled up my holy heavenly ordained preeq and took my time to vaaannddalize her, i piped her thoroughly and when she was leaving I did not give her any cash, Days after she left my house we continued talking until she billed me, this time was directly and i told her i had no cash, the next week by then i have left Nigeria, she called me on video call and found out i don't live in Nigeria she said why didn't i tell her and i said now you have found out, let's not argue over it, from that day she kept bombarding me with her nooodles until she billed me again i told her this time that I don't have naira 😆 and she said i should use Western Union or Moneygram to send it that she is broke and needed to fix one or two and her rent is expiring in two weeks, i told her i don't have money, if i have i would have sent to her. She boldly said I'm stingy, every time i don't have money, that if i don't want to give her i should be bold to say it, i became infuriated by her choice of words and i said to her boldy as well that even if i have it i won't give her with the way she is talking to me, she said i shouldn't insult her because she asked me for money that if I don't want to give her i should be straightforward and man up to say it so i dropped the call and blocked her off for good. I can't stand any almajiri that is disguising with a wig, i won, she lost because i p!p€d her thoroughly before i left Nigeria and i did not give her a dime, she thought she would monetize the relationship and have me part with my money but she failed, she texted insvlting and swearing with different numbers, i told her "this is why you're unmarried at 29yrs, your mates are married with kids you're engaging in rebranded sh@wo work" i blocked the number too. If you don't learn from this, you will always be broke my brother, a stingy man is a responsible man. Sermons over!

@ElNennY The energy god elneny

I can’t stop celebrating I can’t tell how happy I am for the club, the team, and the fans. I love you, Arsenal 🤩🤩🤩

WhatsApp is red cos of @Arsenal.

@Bridgetluv4 Cute arsenal supporter

If mancity loses today against Bournemouth,I will purchase X verification. It will serve me well. I am only here because of my beloved Arsenal family and am here to celebrate with them. 22years is not 22days. #IloveArsenal #Arsenalfamily #COYG #2morematchtogo #UCLweCome #Home

Everybody is now an Arsenal fan.

On matters of security, the bulk stops at the President's table. Like in other countries, Jonathan is the Chief Security Officer.Stop Boko H

We are ready 👊

@afcbournemouth way to go our dear brothera from another city. come on you Bournemouth (C.O.Y.B).

@ABLEOFLAGOS1 You have achieved what she open let you know was achievable. Hopefully you did not achieve some unwanted unachievables from that unprotected sex and fallatio.

This reminds me 2 years ago when I was staying alone in my apartment in Ajah. I used to have this neighbor, a middle-aged Yoruba woman who had a daughter probably in her early 20s then. Every time the daughter wanted to charge her phone, she would come to my room wearing those short gowns and tight bodycon dresses that left very little to the imagination. Sometimes I will try so hard not to stare, but I am a human being after all. The funny part was her mother would sometimes see her entering my room and wouldn’t say a word.....👇👇

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO! The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola. Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹 New era, soon.

@trigottista I admire your strength. Since i vanished from the contraption called Nigeria i find it nauseatingly tiring commenting on the woes of Nigeria Nigeria. The irony is i am listening to #Modenine ft Tubaba- Africa.

Yoruba president is ruling Nigeria and there's this extreme level of insecurity in Yoruba land. You aren’t calling Tinubu out but you're fighting Igbos that warned you and still warning you about making wrong choices in the elections.

Ogun Isoye- Modenine! #Epic

@trigottista Madness everywhere 😀😀😀😂😂😂

EWEDULOGIC 101

@trigottista @TeniEntertainer This is shockingly not surprising. It runs deep in them DNA. EVERY Tom, Dick and Harry!

Yorubas really dey talk am say na for belle dem learn bigotry See @TeniEntertainer 😂😂

@USAfricaCommand Way to go! God bless America. USA 🇺🇸

Last night's operation targeted a significant presence of ISIS fighters in Northeastern Nigeria eliminating multiple high value individuals including Abu-Bilal al-Minuki.

@onyinyechukw903 Damnnn

Good morning Igbo finest is awake

Silent treatment and what every man can learn from Frank Edoho ☝️🏧