This is definitely a piss taking account.
People still fall for it in 2026.
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Excluding Andy Robertson Name a Scottish player who has played for Liverpool. Level: Difficult
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Yeah, down with Isalm.
GeordieKermit9@GeordieKermit9
Sitting wondering at what point #NUFC and #SAFC will come together and stand up to the influx of Radical Isalm into our Christian nation. We dont think twice about scrapping each other over a game Whilst our towns and cities are being filled with mohammeds who despise us
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These types of posts really show how thick as fuck the majority of X users are.
The amount of people who believe any old shite posted on the internet is scary.
PrinceCFC@PrinceD81292144
🚨 EXCL via @siphillipssport: Chelsea & Newcastle in active multi-player talks . Not a single swap, but an umbrella dialogue involving 5 players: • #NUFC asked for Acheampong (loan only) & Delap • #CFC keeping tabs on Tonali & Guimarães • Lewis Hall's situation was also discussed Fluid talks.
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@CarbonFePhases @leecarty8 Imagine you had a big budget at work, spent it and the company was in a worse state than before you spent the money.
How long until you were kicked out?
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@leecarty8 Imagine getting paid £6m a year or whatever it is, and being absolved of poor performance by your media mates?
In any other field, you'd be answering for such poor performances (except in Govt).
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Happy for the ownership to be given responsibility for the summer, but you can’t have it both ways and recuse the manager of all blame and responsibility for the 50+ games that followed. 12th flatters us.
Craig Hope@CraigHope_DM
@leighralphuae @talkSPORT Thanks Leigh. I was there last summer every step of the way, it was chaos from the start. That’s on the ownership.
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@tsmith_1892 Last couple of seasons he was here he spent more time shilling his fucking board game
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Will we ever get this totally unjustified infatuation with ASM. It’s tedious!
Angel 🇧🇷@AngelNufc
ASM’s a free agent. Bring him home on £30–40k a week, unleash him for 20 minutes against tired legs, and let him go nuts. He loved Newcastle, and nothing’s clicked for him since he left. If the call came, he would be back tomorrow #NUFC
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@livvneall I think it’s more to do with how crappy our summers can be.
We feel pressured to do something when the weather is nice because it might not happen again!
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@TheVocalHero It will sell out.
Our lot would buy an actually dog turd if it had the club badge on it.
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If nobody buys it they'll realise they need to do better next time...
NUFC Blog@NUFCBlogcouk
⚫️⚪️ Newcastle’s 2026/27 home kit New images leaked of the full Adidas design: front, back, shorts and socks. Thoughts? 🤔 #NUFC | (Via @opaleak)
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Xraystan retweetledi
That time a THE PRICE IS RIGHT contestant (Alene Glover) blacked out after winning the Showcase, so the show just ran the credits while they tried to revive her lol (1976)
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Toxic online fanbase. 👀
Toon Polls@ToonPolls
I have been asked to run this poll countless times this season. I promised I would run it once, at the end of the season, so we had all the facts. So….whilst the club seem to have backed him to lead us into next season, where do YOU stand on Eddie Howe’s future? #NUFC
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Confused why it was okay to give Bruce pelters for losing that many games but any criticism of Howe is called out like it’s treason.
Dave Parish@paz_parish
Any manager who loses 17 (seventeen) league games in a season isn’t elite, he’s garbage #nufc
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@Carm007e @__37JH @bazza080808 Ah the bloke who was telling everyone Keegan was on his deathbed.
Got a picture with him once and thinks he’s KK best mate.
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@bazza080808 Oh forgot about you
Before you block this account I get to say this
Fuck you you scamming dumb cunt
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@neilbrown18 I support NUFC, not Howe FC.
I want what’s best for the club not for a manager, a coach or a player.
He’s completely lost the plot and needs to be replaced by someone who knows what they are doing.
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I’m sorry but I can’t stand these so called NUFC supporters on here remember how bad we have been over the last 40yrs then we have 1 bad season under Eddie Howe TBH you can all fuck off NUFC don’t need your support
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@Carm007e @BenArmstro69771 Let him leave “by mutual consent” with money in his pocket, handshakes and pats on the back for what he achieved and a load of good will.
If he stays and next season is shite he’ll be hounded out. Not good for anyone.
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@BenArmstro69771 If that happens I've said on my last account it'll be the most toxic atmosphere ever and would genuinely tarnish any good he's done here
It's better for all parties for a clean break
A total rebuild is needed cos of the build he's done, utter shambles
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Winning a cup and getting champions league football should have been a platform to progress
Not finish 12th and with same amount of losses when the Ashley/Bruce era was here
"Who could get more out of this squad" I seen, you mean the squad he's built and refused to upgrade?
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@tsmith_1892 @Youallmissedme Last time he was even in the conversation for any job was replacing Southgate for England and that was only because he is English.
It’s not that it’s been “one bad season” it’s the nature of it.
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@Youallmissedme @Xraystan Indeed, we’re forever told how ‘elite’ he is, yet whenever what could be considered to be an ‘elite’ job comes up, he’s not even in the conversation. Fallback is to usually write a puff piece about what a lovely guy he is, supposedly.
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