Xylon van Eyck

It's a very vulnerable place putting your own story out into the world but here it is. Would love for you to watch it. Full video here: youtu.be/a-XGsUm7TQ0

@UnitedStandMUFC @ChrisWheelerDM I can’t stand the Glazer’s at this club but they have played a blinder. Buy the club on debt, then at the height of their unpopularity, make more money from a guy who becomes the face and will be as big of a villain as them.

🗣 @ChrisWheelerDM: "Everyone has to distance themselves from that [Sir Jim's comments] and for the club the following day to come out with the statement they did, that's not something that staff under Sir Jim Ratcliffe do. That comes from one place only and that's the Glazers. "People forget about the dynamic between the Glazers and Sir Jim, don't forget who owns most of this football club. When they [Glazers] heard that, they would have been absolutely horrified. So that statement from the club distancing themselves from the minority owner, that's a really big deal." [@UnitedStandMUFC]

@SizweDhlomo @MightiJamie my neighbour has 3 impalas living happily on a 2 hectare property. My other neighbour is a game reserve and when the neighbour first got his impalas, one escaped and was like “I’m going there.”

@SizweDhlomo The paint disappears mid air, then all of a sudden it’s on the floor. And there are no black guests lol.

@rioferdy5 ManUtd should make you head of Digital and Storytelling. The content the club puts out is so impersonal and fans learn so little. This is not banter - you would revolutionise it. @ManUtd

@markgoldbridge Dalot, Urgate…in the starting 11. How are we still here? We need 6-7 Mbuemo, Lemmens success type signings.

Watching that was like watching Ten Hag. Back 4 overrun, midfield ineffective. I prefer a back 4 but it was never going to be a quick fix mid season. 433 or 343 the issues are the same. We need better players

@UnitedStandMUFC @markgoldbridge

Is Goldbridge Amorim in or Amorim out? 👀 #mufc #Amorim #Goldbridge

Save this tweet. #ManUtd will have a great run in the second half of the season and finish in the top 4. #AmorimIn

@MattyFC__ First sensible tweet I’ve seen after last night’s game.

yeah I'm sick of you guys acting like if we had another manager on the sideline Sesko would finish his chances, Cunha would release the ball quicker, Fletcher would play a forward pass, and Dorgu would've been onside Amorim isn't the best and he could get sacked, but watch how quick the same narrative will happen with the next manager. The problem is many beleive we geniuly would play like 2010 Barca with today's squad under another manager. This attitude towards the manager has been same for the last 12 years. that's my issue, I'm sick of that cycle and I'm willing to trust something for longer than 2 years for the first time in over a decade. yet I'm the crazy one , the toxic one, and the problem with the fan base. apologies, let's just keep sacking then 🙏

@bethTmufc Football fans are a mad mad bunch.

Please tell me what process we’re trusting. I don’t recognise my club.

@MichaelJordaan @cobbo3 @grok We’ve recently announced Team Amani, the first ever women’s continental cycling team from Africa - with the goal of racing the Tour de France in 2028. It’s time for Africa 💙

@cobbo3 @grok what is the expected GDP growth rate for 2026 in Ethiopia?

Ethiopia’s capital Addis Ababa is undergoing a "flabbergasting" metamorphosis. The city is a massive building site featuring futuristic high-rises, new museums, and rehabilitated riverbanks- all being rebuilt at record speed. ascleiden.nl/content/ascl-b…

@MichaelJordaan Our brains love black and white thinking to use as little energy as possible. We need more critical thinking. Well said, Michael.

Yes optically! But shaded crops with less heat stress can yield more too. It’s not binary

@friebos Thanks for sharing 🙏

Great little film on one of the most exciting projects in cycling at the moment, Team AMANI: youtu.be/AH1thLGIatI?si…

When you’ve got United at 16:30 and aqua aerobics at 19:00.

@StretfordPaddck It’s coming

Sesko would feed generations if he came up with something like this tomorrow …🚀 #MUFC

Genuine question to @ManUtd fans. If we were relegated, would you watch the team in the Championship?

@UtdFaithfuls How do we know this isn’t Bruno or Casemiro?

🎥 - Bruno and Casemiro's sons at Carrington while their parents train. 🤣❤️

The government is going to have to step in to save this dude at some point. #ManUtd

@xylonve is learning how to breathe correctly at 40. Trying everything to help his back problems.

@UtdXclusive Are we sure this isn’t the guy that played in that champions league final for Inter?

🚨🗣️ Nigeria goalkeeper Adebayo Adeleye: "Yeah I think me and Andre Onana look alike, I have not met him yet, but hopefully one day. Club I support? Manchester United. Wish to play for them someday." #MUFC

The premier league is back and Arsenal allowed to attack goalkeepers at set pieces again. “Best set piece team.” #Manutd