The Cheeseman

@YorkshireCCC @david_willey Good luck tonight lads. I'll be there, at the Babybel End, cheering you on...and probably dribbling a bit. #YCCC

@Wdalecreamery @BrooksyFerret I like this. I like this very much indeed! #YCCC #Creature #MightyFish #Cheeseporn

This puts me in a difficult position. @YCCCDizzy is my favourite Australian....but cheese is my life. I'm confused. bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/…

@lawsy122 @Leedsmccu @AlexLangley01 Aaahh, baby Cheesus! I like this very much too. William looks like @daraobriain.

You've done a smashing job with those deckchairs Brendan lad. #lfc #titanic

Best office christmas tree ever. #merryclosemas #yccc

As great a cricketer as he was, would any of you wear this in public? Anyone? Thought not. #gowerpower #baffling

You had me at 'sunset smokes'. The lack of sharks is simply a bonus. #sandycrack

Big shout out to #thehungerfordarms crew. Loved the #QOTSA singalong and the knocked-off DVDs. Sorry about the blood on the pavement. #jegsy

Nailing #snakeeyes at 4/1 = standard. Infuriating Uncle Les = priceless. #Sandown

I told you that Vibrato would win that! #idiot #uncleles

Could do with a little help from @AaronFinch5 at the moment. I know he loves this track! #Sandown

@shitlondon (sigh) This is very wrong but here goes anyway. I know that Ched Evans is looking forward to Raperil.

@Epithemiou @barryfromwat I'll swap this for a chance to slice my carotid artery open. #boutros #cockamamie #gooch

@DomMcG75 Fill yer boots Dom lad! #billkerrappreciationsociety #eastcheammassive

Junkie Russian athletes? It's old news. They've got plenty of previous. m.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletic… #ivandrago #rockyiv

@ParamountUK Sweet mother of God. That looks like a lung-scarringly pungent swamp of bubbling cinematic dross. #turkeynator #deadhorseflog

Baz absolutely adores his new #meatytrumps as part of a balanced feline diet. Fancy a game @sarahlouise4p?

@MadMooseNTD @Sandownpark Whatever you say boss. I'll probably sell a kidney just in case. #lumpingon #earlychristmoosepresent

Oh bloody hell. We're not going through this pantomime yet again are we?! #madmoose #tinglecreek #sandown