Nakatomi Tough Guy

THE ONLY CFB BLUE BLOODS: TEXAS USC ALABAMA OHIO STATE MICHIGAN NOTRE DAME GEORGIA OKLAHOMA NEBRASKA THE ONLY HONORABLE MENTIONS ARE: LSU FLORIDA STATE MIAMI PENN STATE This should not even be an argument. This is objectively the only correct list.

Why do Republicans keep refusing to fund the TSA?

@GavinNewsom The irony is it’s usually the people screaming the loudest who are the ones with the most to hide. Hard to take lectures seriously from a governor whose administration lost billions to fraud and had a chief of staff indicted on federal charges.

Donald Trump has turned the greatest Office into the greatest grift. His legacy will be one of corruption and greed.

@FurkanGozukara @Tolcarne57

@Tolcarne57 maybe how America and Israel always does, with brute force

Brilliant move by Iran. They are planning to levy a 10% toll on all ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz. This will generate $73 billion a year, completely offsetting US sanctions and paying for war damages. Checkmate.

@JohnDaniel144 @lady_valor_07 I hope you boil water better than you math

@lady_valor_07 A whole lot of people need to stay home SERVE YOURSELVES YOU CHEAP TAT BASTARDS!!! How many of you fucks can boil water?

@JohnDaniel144 @sassychalupa @lady_valor_07 Two things are true: 1. Shitty tip 2. You are an idiot

@sassychalupa @lady_valor_07 STILL SHIT!!!

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

Saw a video of a 19 year old McDonalds fry cook who bought a car dealership. Paid $45,000,000 with zero percent down and seller financing for it, took 100% of profits for two years to pay off the loan. Now makes $40-60k a week from it working 10-15 hours a week & was able to retire from McDonalds. Why aren’t more young people doing this instead of complaining about low wages and the economy?

If the SAVE Trump Act passes, it will be easier to buy an assault rifle than it will be to register to vote. Let that sink in.

Currently at the DMV trying to get a REAL ID. So far I’ve provided: • Driver’s license • Passport • Social Security card • Birth certificate • Proof of address Next is my mom’s pregnancy ultrasound, a blood sample & my pre-K report card. Bonus for them if I leave crying!

@mr_mayank Breaking: the U.S. and Israel remain completely unaffected by the absence of the world’s most polite “army”, a siesta enthusiast, and several cartels with uniforms.

BREAKING : 🇨🇦 Canada has also revolted against US-Israel warmongers “Canada is not joining the war with US & Israel and never will” 🇪🇸 First Spain, then Mexico. Now others are also joining the trend 🔥

@MaileOnX The moment you start suggesting any U.S. state as a better target for a foreign enemy, you’ve exposed yourself as a moron. F*ck Iran.

Dear Iran, WHY California? A blue state, led by the opposition of Donald Trump. A state that does not support MAGA. Obviously I would prefer no attack… but California just makes no sense to me.

@BroncosOutside DJ? Sergio? Phil? GTFOH.

Just imagine if the PGA Tour wasn't short sighted. Imagine if Rahm, Bryson, Tyrrell, Cam, Joaco, Sergio, Puig, DJ, AK, Phil, Elvis, McKibbin,etc were golfing at The Players this week. Best field in golf? Nope. Major? Nope.

Wajahat Ali says: “My family and everyone I know in Pakistan no longer wants to come to America thanks to Trump. Pakistanis are staying home!”

@eurofounder @MPD269

@MPD269 You clearly are an idiot. Traineeships in German companies are the most prestigious jobs you can get after completing masters degree

My daughter got a job offer from Tesla "Papa, it's $250k a year and I'll work on autonomous driving!" I sighed "You have only a bachelor's degree. You are not qualified to work on anything" She started showing me the offer letter I closed the laptop "You will do your masters. Then a traineeship at a respectable German company. Then we can talk" "But dad, my friend moved to the US with just a bachelor's and already makes over $300k..." "And does your friend have a recognised European postgraduate qualification?" She didn't answer Case closed In Europe we educate first and work later That's why our companies are built to last

@WaywardRabbler This is most definitely the take of a clown.

I am a boy, and must admit I am thus presdisposed to liking explosions, but I am also an honorable man, and must say that we could have made that boat surrender and captured those Iranian sailors alive, like honorable men would do, instead of flagrantly murdering them.

@acnewsitics Settle down, Foreign Asset.

Obama: Got a nuke deal with Iran without firing a shot. Trump: Tears up the deal, can't negotiate a new deal himself, starts a war, and American servicemen die.

My friend got a job offer in the United States It would be a 5% pay increase "Will you take it?" I asked Nope! He explained how he'd actually be losing money by moving to the US: - $2k to lease a car (required in the US) - $1,500 a year tipping waiters - $37k extra for health care All of those expenses are zero in Europe Moving to the US just doesn't make sense anymore

@JimmysSeafood @HuffPost

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

If waving the American flag or chanting “USA!” turns you off right now, you're not alone.  huffpost.com/entry/theres-a…

@tracyreiter @DianaSteele

@DianaSteele Ive never fell unsafe in mexico and thankfully this doesnt happen everyday there. Super scary what is happening right now but I will choose Mexico everytime still.

I have friends and family who will not go to the US right now but are all the way in on Mexico. Because it's safer.