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Just sat down to take a shit (in the dark) and did a "ball tuck" as I aimed my way in. The fucking toilet seat was down wasn't it... #agony

More exciting than gambling

@gigabasedd Still 1/2 the price of the UK….

We Aussies deal with world issues a little differently to the rest. 😂😂😂

@hasanthehun Twitch should ban you for being a gimp

twitch banned me for saying zionist animals btw

@dog_head held it all, chose to leave

@endiezyt 100% wtf

yeah okay fuck the new terminals

@metoffice Cosmic Space Watermelon

Keep an eye out as there is a chance of seeing the northern lights over the next couple of nights 🎇 Sightings are most likely across Scotland where skies are clear but perhaps into northern England too 🌜

@NakwonGame I'm losing progress more than I make it

@NakwonGame Love the game, truly but it's crashing almost 2-3 time every raid... can you do european servers?

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Can anybody tell me why @LewisCapaldi (openly struggling with Tourette's) and @billieeilish (openly struggling with Tourette's) can't find a fucking backbone to publicly defend a man that is being paraded as something he's not when they of all people should be defending him?

@DaftLimmy I like Daft Punk - Get Lucky, tgink it might get big after spring

I just realised I don't have a favourite game. Or a favourite song. I have ones I really like more than others, but THE favourite? Do people genuinely feel that way? No, this isn't a game description.

@LordSnow He never did, that's why he told him the story that the tree was full of coins..... And... why he pretended to be dead for a bit, he was a cunt. But he was a good cunt.

'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' showrunner Ira Parker says George R.R. Martin told him not to confirm whether Dunk was knighted by Ser Arlan "At that moment, Dunk had never been knighted by Ser Arlan. He says, “Why did you never knight me?” And then, Ser Arlan dies, and we think it’s over. But then, he’s back and, as far as we know, the continuation of that scene is, “Boy, go get me my sword,” and then he knights him. There is no conformation, one way or the other, coming out of that scene. That’s exactly how Mr. R.R. Martin requested it. It remains [ambiguous] and people can decide for themselves." (Source: collider.com/a-knight-of-th…)

@Readyornotfilm Thought this was a game sequel and now I’m disappointed

READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME, only in theaters March 20th. Get tickets now.

@tinaturttle There’s literally a video of that very same man shouting “YOU’RE VERY HELPFUL!” on YouTube that’s been there for 15 years. But that didnt fit your outrage/pity agenda

Why Tourette’s never make you say anything nice tho? lol

@macaiyla @DiscussingFilm x.com/GriftReport/st…

@DiscussingFilm If he knows the severity of his disability then I’m just so curious why he thought it would be a good idea to speak at an event like this. Just horrible planning and timing imo

John Davidson says he is “deeply mortified” that anyone thought his involuntary tics were “intentional or to carry any meaning.” Full statement: “I wanted to thank BAFTA and everyone involved in the awards last night for their support and understanding and inviting me to attend the broadcast. I appreciated the announcement to the auditorium in advance of the recording, warning everyone that my tics are involuntary and are not a reflection of my personal beliefs. I was heartened by the round of applause that followed this announcement and felt welcomed and understood in an environment that would normally be impossible for me. In addition to the announcement by Alan Cumming, the BBC and BAFTA,  I can only add that I am, and always have been deeply mortified if anyone considers my involuntary tics to be intentional or to carry any meaning. I was in attendance to celebrate the film of my life, I SWEAR, which more than any film or TV documentary, explains the origins, condition, traits and manifestations of Tourette Syndrome. I have spent my life trying to support and empower the Tourette’s community and to teach empathy, kindness and understanding from others and I will continue to do so. I chose to leave the auditorium early into the ceremony as I was aware of the distress my tics were causing.”

@macaiyla @DiscussingFilm x.com/Raindropsmedia…

@MarleyThirteen How you do a proper map in Scotland, even had junkies in it chasing you…

Mind when they finally made a COD map set in Scotland it was literally the worst map of all time

@WARDOGS Ngl, this looks fucking excellent

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@yoxics Whoosh

AngryGinge made Marlon instantly regret everything after talking dirty to his grandmother not knowing she had passed away 😭

@TheSpiffingBrit What’s Moss doing there?!

Wow you did it again Todd!

@paddypower 1. If the ball ricochets off my face in a fluke corner incident.

Settle an office debate. You're up front for Arsenal or Man City. You're in the current shape you're in, but you will obviously start training with them. You play 90 minutes of every single league game next season. You aren't on penalties. How many goals do you get?