JustifiedJester

@PokemonRestocks Got down to 5minutes left, went home for lunch, phone connected to home wifi, reset me to 2 hours.

Chaos Rising ETB, Booster Box & Bundles Still Checking Out at Pokemon Center! ⚡️ ETB: pokemoncenter.com/product/10-103… Booster Box: pokemoncenter.com/product/10-104… Booster Bundle: pokemoncenter.com/product/10-104… Let us know if you have any luck! #Pokemon #PokemonTCG

@PokemonRestocks I got an order confirmation screen, but no confirmation email... I'm a little worried.

Congrats if you scored Perfect Order Preorders from Pokemon Center! 🎉 We heard many of you were able to score through our free alerts. We're happy to see so much success! Confirmation emails may take some time to be sent out if you haven't received one yet. We'll post any restocks or preorders from other retailers! 🔔 #Pokemon #PokemonTCG

@salmzzyy That's why O'Malley was so big, his fights were fun to watch. I hate watching some 5'6" dude hug a person for 15 minutes.

Good thing is Father Time gets everybody. Can’t wait to watch Merab get brutally flatlined in 2 years. Tired of pretending this guy is interesting or fun to watch and anybody who pretends to enjoy his fights is a liar. #UFC316

Deja Vu

@PokeTCGiveaways None, it's prismatic. Get a good expansion and then maybe i'd care.

You walk in and see this restock with no purchase limits, how much are you buying?

@PokemonDealsX Already sold out

Pokemon 151 at Target for $27.99 mavely.app.link/e/ehPjOWk5mTb #ad

#SPOILER I know @MrBeast mad as hell on that last episode of Beast Games. He had to give away an extra $5m, the memory game didn't even make a square, and then the final game was guessed in the first case.

What a piss poor showing from @SugaSeanMMA

I'm glad the new apple release just announced the same shit android has had for years... But in purple. Get refurbished android products for half the price of apple and last twice as long.

@kahden_mooney @LegalLevy Write my lease agreements for me.

@LegalLevy My favorite response is “my contracts class didn’t tell me if it was a *good* contract or not, but I can definitely tell you that this is, in fact, a contract.” The lease I looked at last night though… that was about as poorly written as it could have been.

I’m through 1 year of law school. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been asked to “look over this contract” or “what do you think about X” legal issue I would have 4 nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s still funny… Especially when my response is “I’m not a lawyer. Idk 🤷🏼‍♂️”

@itsRemTweets @Nadeshot @Banks I'd rather purposely stub my toe repeatedly

@YaBoiJester @Nadeshot @Banks I'll 1v1 you on Rust.

The whole @Nadeshot vs @Banks is so dumb. Banks is an trickshotter. Nadeshot is a former pro. Putting them on rust in a TDM isn't even a fair fight.

"If you need anything let me know" I need my father back...

Déjà vu?

Raspberry Beret by Prince is now my feel good song.

"Everyone is a murderer, just have to meet the right person." -Inside Man Ep1

@hollywoodundead been my number one since the first wrapped. Been listening for nearly 15 years.

I will ask you "what's wrong?" Only once. If you don't tell me that's on you.

@PAYDAYGame I remember playing the crime wave edition on Xbox. Met a friend a week later. 9 years later and we still talk! Now I've had every edition of payday to come out.

We've picked some winners from this thread, so check your DMs! So hard to pick just a handful of you when so many good stories were shared. Keep commenting, if we get over 1000 replies by Monday we'll send out some more codes 👀

"You wait your whole life to grow up trying to make sense of the chaos in your head, only to find out that you're just going to go even more crazy"