ＴＨＥ Ｇ.Ｏ.Ａ.Ｔ

Ｆｉｒｓｔ, Ｉ ｋｎｏｃｋ 'ｅｍ ｕｐ ＴＨＥＮ, Ｉ ｋｎｏｃｋ 'ｅｍ ｄｏｗｎ!

@murderofbats You could be less of a bitch in GENERAL, . . . Bitch.

@YaGoatB You could be less of an ungrateful bitch.

I’m tellin’ ya… I think this blood-suckin’ fashionista’s startin’ to take a likin’ to me, right? And I've got NO IDEA on how I’m supposed to feel about it, like... huh??? Also, like, what did I do? I'm so confused. Is the big man messin' with me?

( Reaching over... hesitation... Doing it again. Hesitation. But with a groan and third time being the charm he finally pats her back. ) Uhm, there there, or whatever.

Yo, [𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥], what's up? ( This guy seems calm for ONCE... wonder why. )

@prefersthedead Shuddap, you know what I meant. I could bet money she does do that type'a shit though, sounds like her. But she's also a MORON so, doubt she would even get away with it.

@YaGoatB ew. no. vyper likes lash like serial killers like disembowelling people. i’m pretty sure she watches him sleep.

[BREATHING REAL HEAVY.]

@prefersthedead Trust me, I couldn't believe she offered to... "change my life" after basically slanderin' my outfit. But hey... I'm gettin' new shit and all I gotta do is model it so, whatever.

@YaGoatB …you and /mina ha/ are cool. really. i must be dreaming!

tell me this isn't an ideal vacation location.

@handsofthelich AH-! GOD- Where in the hell did you come from?! You ever stop being creepy and weird?

@YaGoatB "A plushie? You?"

Maybe I should get a second plushie... current one could use a friend. ( Mumbling to himself. Patting the head of the one he currently possesses. )

Billy the GOAT #Deadlock

@prefersthedead If they aren't suited for horns... then yes. But nothing someone like Mina can't fix. Can't believe we're "cool" now.

@YaGoatB huh. does that make cool hats hard to wear?

@prefersthedead Don't say that. Even if you're kidding. I would NEVER want that to happen to me... eugh... its like Vyper with Lash. ( GAG. )

@YaGoatB well. maybe you are, billy. maybe i have posters of your face stuck up over my bed that i stare at every night. because you’re just * that much of an inspiration.

@prefersthedead You compare a goat head to a normal human head, they're BARELY alike so no... Barely can call it a forehead.

@YaGoatB i mean, yeah. yours is entirely covered in fur. i’m trying to figure out where it ends and your snout begins.

@prefersthedead Don't go disrespecting me 'ya little shit. Being mad at everything is MY shtick, I know I ain't an influence to you.

@YaGoatB no. i hate everything and everyone. shut up.

@prefersthedead Oh yeah, pff- I'm SO jealous of your GLORIOUS fivehead... apologies princess.

@YaGoatB you can’t even see my forehead. i’m sensing some jealousy.

@prefersthedead 👀💧 Yo. Kid. You uh- you good? You ain't lookin' too great.

…uuugh. man. i fucked it. 🌀

👩‍🎨🖼️ #deadlock

#deadlock #deadlockfanart Catch the Plush thief

Cali.⠀ Lowk cryin, this verse is so much better than the main one I was in (R6/Arknights as Jäger) cuz I'm ACTUALLY getting interactions and its so fun.

@murderofbats ( eye TWITCH... come on Billy, you promised you'd be nicer Billy, calm down man. Shaking with rage until... ) I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE!! 💢 ( Lifting his bat, and here comes the chains! ⛓️⛓️ )

@YaGoatB You're all bark and no bite. A pity. Oh my god. Just a little cutey-wussy goat boy.

I am normal and can be trusted around your bare, exposed neck...

@murderofbats Wh-???

Ritual is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll join the ritual when I feel like it...