Cat Daddy Jefe

For the first time in a decade we have filed our taxes on time.

I am a waste of the flesh on my bones I am a waste of the air in my lungs So go far from me, man, go and be saved The Serpent, not God, pours through my veins

Now our finest hours arrives See the pig dressed in his finest fine All the believers stand behind him and smile Watch the day lights up with fire Its out of my hands for now

Chuck Norris has defeated life. Is there anything he can't do?

My truck, which i bought with 8 miles on it, is now at 200,500 miles. Every mile over 200k is a gift, and could be the last mile it ever sees. 18 years, 1 wife, 2 kids, 3 moves in that 200,500 miles.

Cum tree season. Bleh

Why do guys in big dodge trucks tend to have so many lights on the front of their truck? Its like they need a light fixture for every inch of dick that God shorted them.

I was today years old when I learned ive been using this wrong the whole time.

Celebrating 15 years of marriage today, but it feels like only yesterday that I watched her walk down the aisle. @Chelsie1811 let's do 15 more.

What a terrible, awful, no-good season.

Pavia singlehandedly ensuring no Vanderbilt player will ever be considered for the Heisman again.

This has been stuck in my head for days.

How much coffee is too much coffee in 1 day? Like, im imagining 64 Oz is ok.

I retract this statement about yesterday and apply it to today.

Colder than a well diggers ass.

That kpop demon hunters song actually slaps though.

An embarrassing end to an ultimately disappointing season.

Our defense just isn't very good. That's a shame.

Gird your loins, here comes the hurt.

Definitely could hear the crowd chanting fuck you pavia through the TV.