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Mick Abel becomes a priority target in drafts this weekend, and kudos to you if you had faith and already drafted shares of him before he's won the job.

Chuck Norris ruled. Rest in power.

@DaveCherman You’re on your A game 😂

@YancyEaton Idk this is a pretty convincing argument

Just jokingly asked for a glass of milk with my cheesecake at the bar and they gave it to me Never kill yourself

Afroman is so based lol I’m a big fan now

New favorite bit: Sitting at the bar and saying “congratulations” as every person gets their drink handed to them the entire night

@mjgovier hell yeah brother you get me

@YancyEaton Pound some during our Main

salt & vinegar yummy yummy

@draftcheat Read an article or two

@YancyEaton I wouldn’t know, perv

Anyone want to open a Sports Bar? 1. Massive TVs every where. Impossible to have too many 2. Servers are only baddies who know ball. Real sports fans. They gotta be gambling on games with the patrons. We will search far and wide. 3. We pony up for every sports package. You want to watch an event at our bar, we got you. 4. Bar TV audio decided by popular vote yay or nay once an hour. This bar is for the people. 5. Real deals. Cheap pitchers, light beers. 6. Little gaming area. Darts with metal tips, pool, Golden Tee. What am I missing?

@SammyReidFI It's so good. Can't stop watching.

im having an aneurysm

@DaveCherman @Polymarket @MLB TEMET NOSCE

@YancyEaton @Polymarket @MLB You're very familiar with that smell, I take it. Since your head is always up your ass.

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@TBRaysCentral Definitely top 30

Projected Rays infield as it stands: 1B- Jonathan Aranda, Yandy Diaz 2B- Gavin Lux SS- Carson Williams 3B- Junior Caminero Utility- Ben Williamson This could very well be one of the best infields in the sport.

@RyanRufe @BullpenGuru

I need my own fantasy baseball content niche. There are starting pitcher experts, bullpen experts, prospects, Asian league experts, hitter experts… Maybe I become… The sac fly expert

@EvanDrellich Regrettably gotta give you this

To Miguel Rojas and the Dodgers, I sincerely and publicly apologize. I’ve reached out to Miguel, the Dodgers and Miguel’s agent to say the same. Once again, I’m sorry.

@JoeOrrico99 @PitcherList It’s a mystery

@YancyEaton @PitcherList Even Jac doesn’t know

I spent the morning making this. I've mispronounced too many baseball player names and went through MLB's official pronunciations to get it right. Here's my MLB Player Pronunciation Cheat Sheet.