Fake New York Yankees

Your New York Yankees are 1-0 behind a Che Or complete game over the Red Sox!

The New York Yankees have traded up to take a familiar face in the S6 MLR Draft. Welcome home, Nori Aru! @norimlr

We lose the ALDS in a 2-1 nail-biter. Fought until the very last out but in the end it wasn’t enough. Looking forward to next season. GGs @KCRoyalsMLR

Moving on! We beat the Twins 13-6 thanks to a record-breaking 13-run first inning to progress to the ALDS! Shoutout to Donnie Draper for breaking the record for most RBIs in a single inning with 5.

With our win over Baltimore and Boston's loss to Montreal, the New York Yankees have clinched the AL East for the third consecutive year! We're heading back to the postseason!

Yankees win! We return from Fenway with a massive W over our rivals! Lemon earns his McFlurry with a shut out and Saito Syde and Zum Saparilla both hit 2-run homers. GGs @MlrSox

Also please vote for Donnie Draper and Ray Dingerz in the MLR reserve poll and Che Or in the MiLR reserve poll!

The Pizza Rats are heavily represented in the MiLR ASG. @norimlr will be the team coach, Donnie Draper will be the starting pitcher, Tommy Tightpants was voted in as a batter, and @LayzerGunn will be representing the Lemons as a pitcher! Congrats boys!

We’d like to congratulate @LayzerGunn for being voted to represent the Yankees in the MLR ASG!

For the second consecutive game, the Yankees defeat a Chicago team and prove that NY pizza will always be superior! Despite being under the weather, leadoff man Ray Dingerz came up big, going 2-2 with a home run and an RBI double. Oliver Skipp also went 2-2 with a RBI single.

@OriolesMLR Suing for defamation

The @YankeesMLR eat wings with forks

The Yankees get back to winning ways with a 4-0 win over the Cubs! Che Or pitches a shutout and the Yankee bats back him up with Pete Wheeler's second 0-diff homer of the year, Future Trunks's 3 doubles, and a couple of sac flies by Stonk and Draper. #NewYorkPizzaIsBetter

Despite a valiant effort, we dropped our game in Baltimore 7-6. GGs @OriolesMLR

@SalvatorreMarco FAKE NEWS! Jennings returned from hiatus

Roster News: Yankees release Steven Wilson and sign Tyrone Jennings.

START SPREADIN' THE NEWS! A walk-off double by Trevor 🐭👨tops off a complete game by Don Chalupa as the Yankees top the Red Sox in a rivalry pitching duel!

First win at the new place! Fik Seiko spins a CGSO in his MLR debut! The lineup also spread the love around with 7 players recording RBIs, including @norimlr setting the tone early with a leadoff home run and Pete Wheeler with a 0-diff! Great performances all around from the boys

In brighter news, @norimlr has been named a captain!

Unfortunately, we drop our first home game 8-5. GG @OaklandMLR

Home opener at Yankee Stadium!

Final from Breadbasket Field! We get our revenge against the Royals and move to 2-0 on the season! Big performance from the entire lineup, with RBIs coming from Mouseman, Gunn, Skipp, McDowell, and Longbottoms.