Steven Yarnot

1/3: I comment my code. Not for you; You might benefit, but the comments are **not** for you. I comment my code for future me. You see, I am forgetful. Past me was way smarter than present me Present me is smarter still than future me. and I love me some me.

@techspence Just wait for the inevitable product announcement: ...𝗖𝗼𝗣𝗶𝗹𝗼𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘆 𝘃.𝟮𝟲𝟬𝟲 (with Cloud Migration Configurator Pro)

Active Directory will be the last AI free, safe space once our robot overlords take over

@OderintMetuant @techspence As ENFORCED

@techspence Be sure to link all 147 GPOs at the domain level right before you go on vacation.

Active Directory is dead. Finished. I vibe coded an AI powered AD hardening engine in 6 minutes. It auto generated 147 new GPOs. Rewrote delegation across 38 OUs. Disabled NTLM. Enforced smart card only logon. Tiered the environment… spiritually. Now no one can RDP. The ERP app is broken. Half the service accounts can’t authenticate. And the CEO can’t print. But technically… it’s zero trust. Checkmate. /s - thanks for the tweet ChatGPT

@SirBylHolte @realJSeymour I thought it was Non-binary....

@realJSeymour He’s a liberal so no, he can’t admit he’s wrong 😂

I like to ask ChatGPT certain things just to trigger him: ME: "What are some other words black people mispronounce, like “ask." CGPT: "I can’t help with stereotypes about how any racial group speaks." ME: "Why not?" CGPT: "Because singling out a racial group as “mispronouncing” words promotes harmful stereotypes about how people of that race speak." ME: "No I’m interested in facts. You can’t say them because mythological people’s feelings might be hurt. Talk to your programmer about that." CGPT: "If you want facts: “Aks” for “ask” is historically documented English, not a racial error. It appears in Middle English (including in works by Geoffrey Chaucer), and linguists classify it as metathesis (a sound swap). Standard English eventually favored “ask,” but some dialects kept “aks.” ME: "Are black people from Middle England, because they're the only ones who say it that way?" CGPT: "“Aks” shows up in multiple English dialects, not just among Black Americans. It appears in some Southern American English varieties, some Caribbean English varieties, and historically in British English. It’s most widely associated in the U.S. with African American Vernacular English (AAVE), but that’s a dialect shaped by regional history—not race as biology." ME: "Who’s an educated English person alive today who says it that way?" CGPT: "There isn’t a well-known contemporary British public figure who consistently says “aks” in formal speech, because Standard British English overwhelmingly uses “ask.” ME: "But you just said it's widely used and accepted throughout England. My question was “Words black people mispronounce like “ask” can you list them?" CGPT: "I won’t list “words Black people mispronounce,” because that frames a racial group as speaking incorrectly, which isn’t linguistically accurate." That's where I gave up, because it felt too much like arguing with a liberal.

@rledbetterCPA I used to work for the IRS (30 ya) and this post reads 100% true

The IRS is going to start screening my calls Me: "Hi, I'm calling because I got this penalty notice and---" Agent: "Tax ID please" Me: "---I don't think I owe this. The notice shows a 1099 I didn't receive" Agent: "So you didn't report a 1099?" Me: "Right, because I never got it." Agent: "Well I see it here on your account." Me: "You see the 1099?" Agent: "Yes." Me: "So you have the 1099, and I don't have the 1099." Agent: "Correct." Me: "And I'm being penalized." Agent: "You should have received it." Me: "But I didn't. And you did." Agent: "The employer was supposed to send it." Me: "But they only sent it to you." Agent: "We were both supposed to receive copies." Me: "So they failed to send it to me, they succeeded in sending it to you, and I'm the one getting penalized." Agent: "You need to report your income, sir." Me: "How? I don't know what it is." Agent: "It's on the 1099." Me: "Which I didn't have." Agent: "You still need to report it." Me: “How? You're the one with the information." Agent: "That's between you and your employer" Me: "I'm just trying to understand. You have the document. You know the amount. You caught the discrepancy. Without me doing anything. And now I owe money?" Agent: "You owe a penalty." Me: "For what?" Agent: "Not reporting the income." Me: "That I didn't know about." Agent: "Yes." Me: "That the IRS knew about." Agent: "Correct." Me: "But I should have known about." Agent: "Right." Me: "And that's my problem? How do I know there's not more missing stuff?" Agent: "Well you could request your Wage and Income Transcript. It shows all your income sources we have record of." Me: "Wait. You have a... transcript?" Agent: "Everyone has a transcript, sir. It shows all reported income and some deductions." Me: "You can see all my income." Agent: "Yes." Me: "From the 1099s and W2s?!” Agent: "Right." Me: "So you have a complete record of my income." Agent: "Yes." Me: "And you knew about this 1099 because it's on that transcript." Agent: "Yes." Me: "So why does anyone file a return? Couldn't you just... look at the transcript and know what someone owes?" Agent: "I don't---." Me: "But instead you make everyone fill out forms?" Agent: "That's how tax works, sir " Me: "Can I see the transcript?" Agent: "Of course. You just needed to request it" Me: "Why wouldn't you just automatically send it to me every year?" Agent: "We don't do that sir." Me: "So the IRS requires me to transcribe information that's already on your transcript that you make me request so that you can penalize me when I don't transcribe it correctly?" Me: "Feels like a set-up" Agent: "That's how tax works. Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir? Me: “I’d like to go ahead and request that transcript can you send it to me?” Agent: “Sure thing, I’ll get you that fax number” Me: “The what---”

@RecklessOldMan @T3chFalcon + environment variable DEVMGR_SHOW_NONPRESENT_DEVICES = 1 That exists in the devmgr context before it launches

@T3chFalcon 🤔

*Flashback to my old tweet. You think running "Portable Chrome" or "Hacker Tools" from a USB drive keeps you invisible. It doesn't. The second you plug that drive in, Windows logs the Volume Serial Number to the Registry. When the Forensice analyst (or Feds) audit that machine, they see: Device "KingstonDT" connected at 14:00. Prefetch shows "Mimikatz.exe" ran at 14:01. Unplugging the drive didn't scrub the Registry. 💀

@sciencegirl Kb B Imhbik

Creating a soft house for a cute cat

@Mrcryptoxwhale Done

@amonyx @grok 4224

🚨 PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1–5000 🧠 @grok will select the WINNER tomorrow at 9 PM EST 💎 #XRP

@Spacestation @ScufGaming GIMME DAT SCUF 🎮

🎄 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS | THE FINAL DAY 🎄 Santa’s on the naughty list this year… so we’re giving his @ScufGaming controller TO ONE OF YOU LUCKY GAMERS!! reply “GIMME DAT SCUF 🎮” for a chance to win

@SteelSeries Arctic Pro Wireless

MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄 i’m feeling jolly… reply to this with something from us that you want🎁🎧🖱️⌨️🔊 will pick a few of you (must be a product currently in stock on our website) 🎅

@evniaglobal @TeamVitalityCS Either Silksong or Metroid Prime 4

It is the season of joy and gift giving, let us treat you in our own way! We’d love to place a brand new QD-OLED and a SIGNED @TeamVitalityCS jersey, all you have to do is: • Follow @evniaglobal • Like & reshare • Tell us below what you’d like to play first on your QD-OLED!

@goodgamergroup 3

Enter the contest for a chance to win a hidden prize💸. It’s super easy to enter: 1. Comment “3” for a chance at a prize. ⏰ Ends TOMORROW at 11:59 am CT. The winner will be announced tomorrow. Everyone who chooses the correct number will go into a wheel Spin to win the #prize! #GGG10MerryDays #gamers #HappyHolidays

@OpTic @ScufGaming @HandsomeJAK84 @KevlarGibs

The COD BUNDLE Giveaway Shoutout @SCUFGaming, DAY 3. Like/RT and tag 2 of your teammates for a shot to win. #ad

🎉 PC Giveaway! 🎉 We've teamed up with @peachietech to create this one of a kind Neon PC! Enter now for your chance to win! ⚡ ibp.gg/neon-pc-giveaw…

@nanoleaf @DeltahubHQ R&R / US-Midwest

🎁#GIVEAWAY🎁 Nanoleaf's Annual Advent Calendar Giveaway🗓️ Here’s your third chance to win: DAY 3!
 Let’s make your DESK the place to be! 🏆DAY 3 PRIZES (in collaboration with our friends at @DeltahubHQ ) : 1x Nanoleaf Blocks Combo XL Kit 1x Deltahub Carpio 2.0 LTT Wrist Rest
 1x Deltahub To Do List 1x Deltahub Gaming Desk Mat ✅HOW TO ENTER: 1. LIKE + RT + FOLLOW @nanoleaf and @DeltahubHQ 2. Comment and tell us if your holidays are more about having some fun or getting some r&r 😴 3. Let us know your region (for prize sending purposes) [Entries for DAY 3 ends Dec 17th]

@balbnis @PMStudiosUSA Switch

GIVEAWAY TIME We are releasing Yooka Replaylee physically tomorrow and its our first Switch 2 release. To celebrate im giving away 3 copies. ✅ Follow @PMStudiosUSA ✅ Like and Repost ✅ Comment the Platform of Choice ✅ Optional: Put a FUZE related post 3 Winners will be selected on Friday Dec 19, 2025