Nim 🪸

Last night’s fit for the Vampire Party I attended 🩸

Me interchanging between si dios quiere and inshallah

never kill yourself

@saucychels Deadass

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Erythritol is in every keto protein bar, every "zero sugar" energy drink, and every stevia packet on your table. The FDA approved it in 2001. A $275 million market. And researchers just watched it destroy brain blood vessel cells in three hours at the dose you get from a single drink. Here's what happened at the cellular level. University of Colorado Boulder exposed human brain microvascular endothelial cells to 6 millimolar erythritol, the concentration in one sugar-free beverage. Reactive oxygen species production doubled. Nitric oxide, the molecule that keeps your blood vessels relaxed and open, dropped 20%. Endothelin-1, the most potent vasoconstrictor your endothelium produces, jumped 30%. And when they challenged the cells with thrombin to simulate a clotting event, the cells' ability to produce t-PA, the enzyme that dissolves blood clots, was completely blunted. Less vessel relaxation. More vessel constriction. Worse clot-busting capacity. That's three independent pathways to stroke, all triggered by a single serving. This isn't the first signal. Cleveland Clinic tracked 4,000+ patients in 2023 and found those with the highest blood erythritol levels were roughly twice as likely to suffer a heart attack or stroke over three years. Two times the risk. On par with diabetes as a cardiac risk factor. And erythritol doesn't metabolize. Your body absorbs it in the small intestine, dumps it into the bloodstream, and excretes it through urine almost completely intact. Every serving stacks on the last one. The population most aggressively consuming erythritol, people with obesity, diabetes, and metabolic syndrome, is the exact population with the highest baseline cardiovascular risk. The sweetener marketed as their safe alternative may be compounding the problem it was sold to solve.

DIVE ME WTF DIVE IN ME

EVERYONE GET MEXICAN NOW

Me in the theater:

btw if they've seen ur tiddies they owe u a gift for international women's day

it’s pokopia day and here i am without a switch 2

i love dilfs

GIVE US A GIRLY POP SKIN PLEASE

This is genuinely the craziest fucking shit I’ve seen all year what is this… fuck everyone who’s going

Hello Miss Fortune ✨

Growing up Catholic is being Stockholm Syndrome’d into enjoying the Filet-O-Fish for the rest of your life

People really do fumble you because they don’t know what to do with you. They’ve never experienced someone at your level, so they try to handle you the same way they handle everybody else. Same bare minimum, same lazy energy, same little games. And that’s exactly where they lose. You can’t treat something rare like it’s regular and then be shocked when it walks away.

HIMMEL THE HERO

Movie theater employees watching me enter with my loaded tote bag slung over my shoulder, filled with snacks.

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I don’t play about my birthday or Valentine’s Day