George

this drilly wonka

if only Boris acted the same way after getting caught #resigned

Matt Hancock - It Was Me (Shaggy Parody). Written / Performed by myself. Edits by @CarlossRicoo. #healthsecretary #matthancock #boris

Not sure about the new Love Island cast

I have a new rule. If a pint is more than a fiver I’m having the glass. You want to rob me then I’ll rob you, you bastards.

Ran 5k every day since the start of lockdown and now I’m really far away from my gaff

@nicolaaburns Speak for yourself with that one

@nicolaaburns We’re the heroes that don’t wear capes

@nicolaaburns Your scared to ram people out the way, I ain’t

Lasses aren’t asking for the world the just want to be safe why’s a bunch of smelly lads and old blokes not happy with that like

No.

@nicolaaburns Lies. I’m not awake by then

Pingu's Dad when he won't eat his fish supper

Mac Miller, 2009 - Tiny Desk Concert