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@PostMalone @ExtraPosty PLEASE add West Coast dates, Austin. We love the hell out of you, with paper to spend. We need you!!!!! @rriproarin , can you chat with that awesome talented genius kid of yours and pick his brain about this? If you get morsels, feel free to DM me. I’ll never tell anyone.

welcome back to the big ass stadium tour 💕 charlotte, night 1

@rriproarin Is it extra sweet with the cream soda addition? I can’t wait to try it….Mountain Dew is my middle name.

Why does the new Mountain Dew flavor sound like something you could get from a hooker from the wrong side of the tracks? PS- it is delicious however.

@TizzyEnt tRump dental plan is working out GREAT for him! Keep up the good work Cheeto Jesus.

Ohio? Who is he?

@rriproarin He’s my number one.

Austin in amongst some great company!

@phillip95270965 @ExtraPosty @PostMalone @nbcsnl Who cares? The song is first rate. Performance is perfection. Chef’s kiss all around.

@ExtraPosty @PostMalone @nbcsnl So what was his reason of putting on a fookiin skirt

There’s no hate in our love letter to @PostMalone’s SNL musical guest debut from 4 years ago today 😶‍🌫️

@ExtraPosty @PostMalone @nbcsnl One of my favorites.

@rriproarin My dad wanted to give me a Crown Victoria for my high school graduation but my stepmom said it was inappropriate to give a girl a boat. I got a Toyota Corolla Tercel instead. My friends called it the Rice Rocket.

I’m still winning the competition.

@adriana1550 @chiky_handlr @wsattler119 Adderall

@chiky_handlr @wsattler119 Why isn’t he sleeping while talking with xi in china?

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

@rriproarin Saw my surgeon today, 6 days post op and all is well…..and quesabirria!!!! We adopted the Guatemalan family in our town that makes the best homemade food for us. Because quesabirria!!!

Cinco de mayo? And on taco Tuesday? What other signs do you need to make it a wonderful day today?

@rriproarin Ohhhhhhhh!

Apparently I’m a helicopter pilot now.

@rriproarin Rich, thank you SO much. Your joke was so welcomed when I woke up. I giggled so hard. Thank you for your kindness. Now give me some #EternalBuzz!!! Please PrettyFace!

@Yesiam1996 Best of luck and speedy recovery. Doctor: I’ve got very bad news – you’ve got cancer and Alzheimer’s.           Patient: Well, at least I don’t have cancer.

@rriproarin I am going into surgery, can I have a dad joke from you waiting for me when I wake up? Sure would make me feel better. You’re the GOAT of dad jokes yanno. Do me proud.

@Kurrco All of them. Bangers!

8 years ago today, Post Malone released 'beerbongs & bentleys' 🟨 Fueled by tracks like "rockstar," "Psycho," "Better Now," and "Candy Paint," the project became one of the most commercially successful albums of 2018 and earned a Grammy nomination for Album of the Year. Which tracks do you still come back to?

@rriproarin @rriproarin, this was a hard question! So many bangers on b&b. I am gonna say “Stay” takes top honors but “Psycho” and “Candy Paint” are close contenders. Truthfully I love them all.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming. Happy 8th birthday little fella. What’s your favorite track? I’ll get the ball rolling. Mine is “yes”.

@rriproarin @UnitedCanucks26 That is pretty cowardly. Says plenty about them, and confirms what we all know (and love and respect) about GPop Post.

Hahahaha. Typical of your kind @UnitedCanucks26

@rriproarin Please, Prettyface!! Give us a date!! I am having surgery Wednesday and I need something to think about waking up to. Come on, grandma needs her eternal buzz. See what I did there???

@Yesiam1996 Yes. *Leans in close to the mike *Whispers It’s 40 songs

Tell me you’re a rage baiter who didn’t watch the interview without telling me a rage baiter who didn’t watch the interview. 🤦🏻

@PostMalone You get all the fun stuff!

If I want to make it to Stagecoach on time in this thing, I’d better leave now. Thanks Kubota 💕🍻

@rriproarin That’s the best fucking dad joke I’ve ever heard. I love it, @rriproarin. I don’t know where you got your spirit from but I am grateful you shared it with the universe. I’m in a sappy mood today, I think.

I’m thinking of writing a book about the things I should do but don’t. It’ll be my oughttobiography

@rriproarin Well deserved, sir!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. #theeternalbuzz