Yinzer Seinfeld

Puddy starts the Wave at PNC Park. Elaine finds a purple Furry tail under her bed after a one-night stand.

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After waiting four hours in security at Pittsburgh International Airport, Elaine loses it when Puddy “raw dogs” their entire flight to Florida.

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Bob Nutting orders George to pick Paul Skenes up at the airport. Peterman tells Elaine he’s signed an influencer deal with Livvy Dunne.

Mourning its closure, Elaine remembers the summer she worked at Mad Max Oakland, and how Sue Ellen Mischke always made more in tips. “She’s the heiress to the Clark Bar fortune… she didn’t even need the cash!”

Jerry gets lost when trying to follow Kramer’s directions to “go past where King’s used to be, and turn left at the old Hoss’s.”

Kramer is late to Whatley’s New Year’s Eve party because he didn’t realize the Fern Hollow Bridge had reopened.

George comes prepared in Gore-Tex for the “scary cold” at the Steelers game. #HereWeGo

Though the gang braces for the worst, Frank can only muster enough sorrowful anger to curse the football gods for taking Franco days before the 50th anniversary of the Immaculate Reception. #AiringofGrirvances #Festivus

Elaine gets back with Puddy when he takes off his Trubisky jersey to reveal he’s wearing a Pickett jersey underneath.

Puddy, wearing a Trubisky jersey, begins loudly complaining about the decision not to play Kenny Pickett. #HereWeGo

Elaine will neither confirm nor deny that she threw her bra up on stage during Motley Crüe’s set at PNC Park tonight.

In a meeting with Peterman, Elaine pitches the “Chesney Tailgater” - a biodegradable cowboy hat for casual country music fans that breaks down after 24 hours, aiding the eventual cleanup on the North Shore.

Frank’s grievance is the same as it has been since October: Paperless tickets at Steelers games. #Festivus #HappyFestivus

Jerry feels excited to attend Light Up Night again, but immediately turns around when he arrives. Elaine can’t find Bill Peduto. #LUN2021

Looking for any spark to turn the game around, Elaine tries to dance like JuJu on TikTok.

Frank announces Festivus will begin immediately, just to air grievances about the Steelers.

George’s girlfriend breaks up with him after he makes up a flimsy excuse to get out of shoveling her sidewalk. “She lives in Troy Hill, Jerry. One slip and I could end up all the way in the river.”