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@NytoP2PMwangi You shouldn't be posting here if its private

Martin Michuki, son of the late Cabinet Minister John Michuki, died on Sunday at the age of 65. And he will be buried or has already been buried in a private ceremony in Kangema, Muranga the region that the father represented in Parliament for decades. Private is the word. Not even the next door neighbour is invited. Certainly only the circle of friends. Sometimes, if you are able to do your things privately, please do them that way. Even if you are a public figure, when time for privacy knocks, just shut them doors and do things indoors. ///Wahome Thuku///

@RobertAlai @Honeyfarsafi You can still sponsor your own polls

Fool! See even @Honeyfarsafi giggling in desperation while she insults all other guests not aligning to the idiotic mindset. This fool wants to be governor of Nairobi not because he has an idea of what he wants to do but because he is in the game of ticking boxes. He wants to be governor because he wants to be President. FOOLISH Kenyans don’t even think. Even in Embakasi East, you find that apart from the sponsored polls, there is NOTHING to show for it.

@JCarhire @EvanoMemba Rice itakua mbichi aje na imepigwa...ulikuja kaa umeshiba

Being a man must be the simplest thing on earth. So my brother invites me to his bedsitter and decides leo he wants to be romantic hadi akapika. He told me not to eat anything coz he was preparing a proper dinner. On my way there, he calls me very seriously asking, “Spaghetti hupikwa aje?” Nikamuambia, “Wewe ni mtu mzima, utajua tu.” Ndio nimefika napata nimepikiwa rice… na stew yake ni spaghetti.Yes. Rice and spaghetti. Carbs on carbs. At that point even the plate is confused🤣🤣. Don't forget rice ni mbichi. I honestly pity his girlfriends. Mapenzi ikifika kwa kitchen, ni character development tupu. Anyway, at gowheels.co.ke, we may not help you choose the chef wa road trip, but we’ll sort you with clean, reliable cars for your movement. Book your next ride with us. Your stomach is your responsibility.

@Maryian96 She's his girlfriend...kuka na mjukuu wamenyonyana miaka kadhaa

The story of this doctor is kinda funny,the media reports that he visited wangari in kitengela,had food and sex then slept and never woke up,I wonder why would a lady allow an old Mzee to enter her house? Si you just book a room gosh,if you are past 40 you are not entering my house😂 no bad blood but you should have money to get a good hotel or just stay with your wife😂😂😂 ladies have normalised some terrible behaviours from this old wazees.

@HonOscarSudi @AokoOtieno_ Saa ingine unesemanga ukweli...Ruto and yourself can't bent that low

Cherargei and The Standard are one and the same. Don’t drag us into this nonsense… we know you’re colluding.

@Arsenal @_alexnzoli INVINCIBLES loading in CL

🔴 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝘿𝘼𝙔 ⚪️ 🆚 Atletico de Madrid 🕗 8pm (UK) 🏆 Champions League 🏟️ Arsenal Stadium

@EvanoMemba Yaani nominated ni kubebwa kwa mgongo ukienda kutumika.....kwani hujaelewa?

@YisaaNympha Umesema nini?

Someone explain to me like I am Karen Nyamu how this Atlético Madrid's team Bus came to London from Spain?

@sholard_mancity On the same note men should learn to understand this theories from the days of delilah and have brains atleast to desist from the lust

The William Ruto government should stop the drama around the death of Job Obwoka. Beatrice Wangari is not being held as a suspect, but as a person of interest. And many Kenyans already know how this script often plays out: A dramatic arrest, wall-to-wall headlines, public attention shifts away from bigger questions about the ongoing concerns and debate around The Nairobi Hospital and its patron, President Ruto Then, somewhere along the way, Wangari is released, the burial happens, and the story fades. Now the poisoning angle is taking center stage. Let’s see where this story ends, and whether Kenyans will get clear answers.

@CFC_Janty @KentonzNeddy Arsenal on the other hand needs spurs rivalry in London very much than West ham or chelsea. They can't help spurs relegation

West Ham have the opportunity to relegate Spurs and stop Arsenal from winning the league West Ham, football needs a favour.

@JurrienTimber QR pastor...we need you

Psalm 62:1

@piersmorgan He was ready to remove it if city was winning 😂😂

BREAKING: City bottle’s gone.

@MillicentOmanga Wakisii wako mbele kuanzia embarambamba to mheshimiwa 😂😂

Family + music = pure happiness. #Mamamiradi #MamaNairobi #Family

@HonJBMuturi @MaryRware Barrack Obama is still in active politics in America despite retirement...he even involves in presidential campaigns which uhuru hasn't done yet

STOP ATTACKS AND VILIFICATION OF RETIRED PRESIDENT UHURU KENYATTA The sustained and increasingly hostile attacks directed at Rtd President Uhuru Kenyatta by leaders within the Kenya Kwanza administration must come to an immediate end. These actions are reckless, unnecessary, and represent a direct affront to constitutional democracy. They are a calculated attempt to silence former Head of State and curtail his political rights that are guaranteed to every Kenyan. What is even more troubling is the narrow and misguided framing by some of these leaders, who reduce this matter to a purely domestic issue. Their arguments betray a flimsy understanding of global politics and democratic practice. Kenya does not exist in isolation, there is a whole world beyond our borders where democratic norms are respected and upheld. Across Africa and the world, retired leaders remain active participants in national and global affairs. Leaders such as Kikwete, Muluzi,Zuma, Chisanno,Khama, PM Nawaz Sharif, Late President Quincy Adams, Late Rtd PM Odinga etc continued to serve as influential voices long after leaving office. H.E Uhuru Kenyatta is entitled to the same democratic space. Kenya Kwanza must desist from this dangerous path of political intolerance. No political formation has the right to dictate the leadership, alliances, or internal affairs of another. We do not choose partners for them, and they will not choose partners for us. We know that you, Mr President William Ruto, are behind the continued deployment of your proxies to attack and vilify H.E Uhuru Kenyatta. We therefore call on you to immediately rein in your operatives and restore order within your ranks. It must be clearly understood that the failures of your government cannot and will not be blamed on H.E Uhuru Kenyatta. Leadership demands accountability, not scapegoating. Let them also be reminded of Article 151(3) of the Constitution, which clearly protects the benefits and privileges of a retired President from being altered to their disadvantage. Any attempt to intimidate or undermine this provision is both unconstitutional,null and void and unacceptable. By targeting ,H.E Uhuru Kenyatta, Kenya Kwanza kakistocracy has dialed the wrong number. We will not be intimidated. The United Alternative Government will firmly defend his constitutional and statutory rights. Kenya deserves mature, issue-based politics, not intimidation, propaganda, or vendetta. Kenya is part of a global democratic community, and we will not allow ignorance, whether deliberate or otherwise, to erode the standards we must uphold as a nation.

@Its045_ Hii ni title deed buuana 😂😂😂

Wajaluo tukue serious kidogo

@CarolRadull Should be weary of crystal Palace

Where will Arsenal be crowned champions?

@JustFollowMe4mo @MarthaKarua The bible is true book....Delilah and These women!!!!used to kill tho men are short sighted

@MarthaKarua We are quick to forget Nairobi hospital accountant Eric Maingo was killed by a lady also, Ann Adhiambo she was arrested and pleaded guilty the media cannot revisit the story only later to walk free she is free all these are just drama and theatre

What exactly is she accused of and who is the complainant ? We have the right to this info as the public

@MarthaKarua They say she's his girlfriend and last person to be with him as he collapsed in her house

@piersmorgan City still have game in hand tho

Turn back to the City game, son.. they’ve been snookered.

@Alarsenalnews_ Bus started road journey 2dys early than entire team on plane

Someone explain to me like im a 5yrs old how Atlético Madrid's team bus came to London