haiku interlude

YO MOFOS I GOT CLEAN.... SIX MONTHS STRONG! X

@ecotricity I was supposed to get a tag number from #ecotricity as im on priority register and off supply. I was told phonelines are open until 7pm but I call and it says youre now closed.. What is going on??

It dont mean a thing, if It dont have that swing...

@elonmusk @stevenmarkryan A man with or without A womb

@stevenmarkryan What’s a woman?

Best guess: What % of twitter profiles with a woman in the profile picture are actually a woman? (not even the same woman, just *a* woman).

@Nigel_Farage You still have that cushion stuck up your rear..

I warned you that large numbers of undocumented illegal migrants would be a threat to UK national security. ➡️ youtu.be/2qzry1Lx99I

Whenever you’re feeling down about life and thinking that no one cares, just remember you’ll be dead soon and none of this will matter. Have a great day.

Using only a gif who was your first or biggest musician crush.

@SjamaanN 6

@elonmusk @PeterDiamandis Can you give me yours then pls?

@PeterDiamandis Money will probably be of low relevance when strong AI is widespread

AI will create several NEW trillionaires over the next decade. #abundance360

@PinkAngelMystic Hotdog wheelz

Pickle car!!!

@mektin_ivor @GrowingupinSCN @blownforgood Too tall

@GrowingupinSCN @blownforgood David Miscavige, Olympian

Scientology has finally exposed the REAL DIRT about Marc Headley. @blownforgood

@GabRidgwaymagic @ThatEricAlper @JonAntoine So he took simon cowells advice and ditched her.... is what yr telling me?

@Yodawalls @ThatEricAlper @JonAntoine Following Her Own Chosen Career In Musical Theatre! He Is Classically Trained She Is Not -So Limited What They Could Do Together!

@GabRidgwaymagic @ThatEricAlper @JonAntoine But where is charlotte?

@ThatEricAlper Oh This Phenomenal Young Tenor @JonAntoine One Of Those Rare Classical Voices That Is Totally Addictive!.....youtube.com/watch?v=YiodlY…🎼🌹❤️😂

@Vecenti47 Kim

@ilovenostalgia Els belles

Who are these three? Wrong answers only…

@ThatEricAlper Especially for you. Kylie and jason. 😂😂😂

@hegelincanada Congrats very well done x

So happy to see this handful of #senryu and #haiku appear in the spring equinox edition of Littoral Magazine littoralpressuk.jimdofree.com/littoral-magaz…

#haikufeels Lady longing ~ Hormones paint a morning thigh.

@georgegalloway @Love_the_80s_UK @pipermajor Meow

@Love_the_80s_UK @pipermajor Me

Who had this toy back in the day?

@Love_the_80s_UK I wanted the yellow teapot.