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Illinois stands as the tallest team in NCAA Division I basketball.
They're going to spank UCONN
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@enjoyer_liberty @buckymcmeeyon Reading and kayaking? You are a retard. It’s incredibly gay to paddle your own boat that is a lib activity
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Right-Wing Coded Activities:
• hiking
• fishing
• reading
• hunting
• kayaking
Left-Wing Coded Activities:
• yoga
• skiing
• biking
• pilates
• run-clubs
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Why is this not banned in Chicago?
Devon Hardware’s Wife@thatfrood
what’s it like applying for apartments in Logan Square? well, the place we just applied to had a field for bidding on the rent price
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@BobbyPlant68 I don’t know but I’m hard now. Need this type of Christian freak
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Imma be honest, I’d fuck ts outta you Priya
Priya Patel@priyaee
Friendly Reminder: Immigration without assimilation is invasion.
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@HENNYGAWDERRERO You can be fat or have a septum piercing or have armpit hair. You don’t get to have all three.
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@jon_qian_ @lacherbauer Retard you won’t even see a black person on the north side.
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@lacherbauer No athletes would want to come to a criminal shithole city.
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@parismilansyd @CortesSteve No they aren’t. They’re just willing to pay $100,000.
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@CortesSteve They are smarter and more qualified for the spot- you advocating for DEI now?
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Hey U of Illinois:
Don’t “restrict” beer for students celebrating March Madness.
Instead…”restrict” the massive horde of Chinese nationals taking 6,000 spots away from Illinois kids???
See my doc 🎥 and Go Illini!
Peter Hanson@_peterhanson
The City of Champaign is enacting an emergency order restricting the sale of alcohol on the U of I’s campus ahead of tomorrow’s Elite Eight matchup against Iowa. The mayor says it’s, “…to reduce the possibility of public safety hazards…” Hear about it tonight at 5 on WCIA 3.
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@tory4heisman Genuinely it’s disgusting what they’ve done to this university. Indians and Chinese.
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Sometimes I forget that every single UIUC student is a stinky ass Indian
Barstool Illini@BarstoolILL
We sleep in May. #TheMeeting
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@Djmasterbate03 Dude what 😂 sent him a cool watch and talked about the stock market. But yes I am rich and would own you peasant.
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Some one help am I fucked
Chad “9 iron” Lettuce@chadlettuce
Well Thursday didn’t go as planned
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Not one @IlliniMBB fan should be punching their ticket for Indianapolis. This is not the same Iowa team we faced in early January. It will be a @bigten war
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How wild would it be if the Big Ten sends 4 teams to the Elite 8.
And Michigan wasn’t one of them.
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@d00gs @bananaguymike81 Analytics wise maybe but eye test no way. That was the most electric team I’ve ever seen and I will always be salty we shit the bed
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@bananaguymike81 Yeah this team shits on that team. Not even close imo. Am sure the analytics would back that up
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@SBN_Ricky @djkal91 It’s brad underwood. Give him the respect he deserves
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Illinois two Elite Eight trips in the last three years. Wild stuff. They went seven years without making the tournament not that long ago. Illini are clearly one of the big winners of the NIL era.
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@bigmarcusbbq I was scrolling through dozens of march madness related tweets then this pops up and I can’t stop laughing. Live in a heavily Asian area and genuinely can’t say I have
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Has anyone ever seen a Chinese person getting gas
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@CycloneLarry69 illinois didnt do anything to em. Houston did it to themselves. dont let that fool you. Arizona Iowa State St Johns or Michigan is about to win the whole thing
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Teams don’t do that to Houston. Illinois could be freaky good
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@jbirdjman @BobZuppke Absolutely but we can also admit he was totally cold shooting tonight
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@BobZuppke He led the greatest defensive performance of the year for us...
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