Jakeeee

@TurfwayPark Cancelled???

Rise and shine, it’s afternoon racing at Turfway Park! Let’s get ready to gamble our faces off starting at 1 p.m. ET

@USERXD0TCOM @GarlicCorgi Have never witnessed anything close to a stock during earnings. You can goto economics class for years and still not understand why a stock will go up or down during earnings. It’s mind blowing

@GarlicCorgi lmao? have you ever watched a stock during earnings?

If only there were some way to more directly invest in this outcome

@tropecrater Heaven or Vegas cassette? Man I’m rock hard

stacked haul, 50 cents each

@bowtiedgerman If you’re ever in LA… I have the perfect club for you… @Boardners is the place to be if you like this music haha

Between the late 2000s-mid 2010s there was this specific brand of party rap that wasn't especially good musically but was absolutely peak when you were 10 beers deep in a basement rager Sammy Adams and LMFAO are prime examples Is there a zoomer equivalent of this?

Love that Hong Kong always has really nice images on their racing forms… have a nice 2 pager about Ka Ying Rising…

@MIGYZYSZN @S1lver234 The ultimate leviathan

@S1lver234 Ngl i fw take me to your leader way mire

Lowkey why do I fw this album cover lol

@EJXD2 Where are people getting rebates. @FanDuel_Racing I’m about to dump your sorry fucking ass

Race, wager, and bonus/rebate selection are all part of the horseplaying process. Gamifying my approach in 2025 led to a slightly better year. Annual ROI = -6.67%. Last 10 years = -9% horseracingnation.com/news/Betting_t…

Says the guy who likes watching other men getting tackled and sack touching for over 3 hours. Need I say more?

@LoboJoe276586 Bro get a life. Your sports teams fucking suck and you have no original opinion. Nice try loser

@YouBSawft You would be a horse racing fan you fucking homo😂😂😂😂

The greatest 2 days in racing are about to happen… I get to play turfway not at work

@lanajarae As someone who did nearly identical work growing up. I salute you

no like this is insane …

William antongeorgi abandoned Santa Anita for turfway. Good choice… I guarentee you he will get a winner or two tomorrow there…. He’s the luan machado of west coast (ish)

@RNahandian @ItsMissShorty @LucasGageX @JFGariepy Maybe, maybe not, but he did get into a relationship with someone who didn’t even have a brain and had to steal her away from her parents. ( she literally had a mental condition ) He’s a creepy creepy guy. Also received money from Epstein for his genetics studies…

@ItsMissShorty @LucasGageX @JFGariepy Did he tho? Do you have proof of this? You think he did, right?

@happybirdmom @USTrotting I think just about every favorite in every race went off stride yesterday at Saratoga. Not sure what the fuck is going on, I know it’s bottom of the barrel track but…

@YouBSawft @USTrotting Actually think Meadowlands has them beat

@USTrotting need to investigate every single driver at Rosecroft and check bank accounts, betting history, etc. Regular superfecta pools sweeps. Every race night. Multiple races

I am flying to the USA next Friday to attempt to move into Billie Eilish’s beachside Malibu mansion. No human being is illegal on stolen land. Support my travel and filming costs here: gofundme.com/f/no-human-is-…

"The 37 year wait is over...American Pharoah is finally the one!" 👑 Wishing a Happy Birthday to Triple Crown winner American Pharoah! Relive the magic of the 2015 #BelmontStakes.

@HorseRacingKK @TurfwayPark Holy crap… This is how it should be ran lol. Now I’ll actually be able to play

Cold weather calls for earlier starts. Wednesday and Thursday's cards at @TurfwayPark will now begin at 1 p.m. ET. At this time, no changes to Friday and Saturday's cards from their regular 5:55 p.m. start time.