Brendyn Ford

NOBODY: ABSOLUTELY NOBODY: MY BRAIN EVERY 10 MINUTES ⤵️

You people said what? Drake elimination? Lmao you can’t fake influence all the brands hoping on

@TerryMillerBSU @OpoyChase We’re in “position to win” territory now Holy cope brother

@OpoyChase You guys think the Reds were completely healthy? They had pitchers injured too and lost a few more. Reds were in a position to win 3 of those games. Don’t hold your head up too high Cubs fans.

I know Reds fans are gonna doom and gloom but I actually come away from this series believing that the Reds are the better team. Played our worst ball while the Cubs are peaking and they still needed flukey late game heroics after being thoroughly outplayed most of the series.

The Gemini team seeing Google invest in their largest competitor

The Bears’ 2026 draft class ranks as the most athletic class league-wide by average NGS athleticism score at 83. Each of Chicago’s first six picks earned an NGS athleticism score of 76 or better. @ChicagoBears | #DaBears

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When the coworker with the lightest workload says they're "stressed' and you're fighting for your life every shift.

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

when I remember that I'm alive and I can start over again and again and again and again

R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age we aint forget bout yall

“Ben brown takes the mound”

How watching the Cubs offense this season has felt like.

John after beating Peter to the tomb

Jesus to his disciples today:

So unbelievably ridiculous

Bears GM Ryan Poles says the team will stay disciplined with their “best player available” draft philosophy even if that means drafting offense over defense: “You look at the draft, when I’ve been here, we’ve taken the right mentality and taken the best available. That’s been very offensive centric and I think that’s paid off for us. We got an All-Pro tackle (Darnell Wright) and Colston’s going to be All-Pro tight end. So, we’ve done some really good things there. It just hasn’t lined up to be defensive line…..I think the biggest mistake you can make is forcing something just because that’s what you need.” via @HogeAndJahns

New drinking game: Take a shot every time you see the words “energetic” or “energizing” used on LinkedIn Guarantee you’ll be gone by 8:10am